We’ve come to the end of Drool Amnesty. I’m sorry that I couldn’t fit everyone’s in to the month – but we’ll save some for next time. Maybe we need to have at least a week of Amnesty twice a year? Anyway, Victor Valdes was the number one request for Drool Amnesty. I think watishista mygypsyspirit expressed it best (and most hilariously) as to what makes Valdes the essence of Drool Amnesty: “I just want to have hate sex with him. I’d make him wear the Barca jersey just to intensify my epic hate. His brow makes him look angry at all times and I would use that to my advantage. I’d whisper Di Maria’s name in his ear just to piss him off. Remind him he’s still third choice for Spain, and that Fernando Torres scored against him in Champions League. The angrier the better….“
Her sentiment was echoed by many watishistas: “Valdes, okay yes I know, I’m shutting up now but as long he keeps fucking up against Dobby or Cris in clasicos I can get that justified in my eyes.” (Forland), “I really hate myself for this one but yes, he would totally be my shame f*ck.” (drea), “Valdes hate-sex?? Oh yeah!!I would spank him first. And that cover with his wife?*swoons*” (Jenny), “Victor Valdes…. hard to admit to this after this weekends game results but the man is HOT seriously hot, specially when he did the magazine spread with his wife!” (GinaM) and “Victor Valdes. I’d do him in a heartbeat. His gorgeous wife can join in too Also he’s leaving Barca so how bad can he be?” (Rose).
Since so many of us share the guilt and lust for Valdes and his scorching hot wife Yolanda (I’m with you, peeps – he looks like a big daddy in those leather pants), here’s all the pix from their shoot with DT Lux. DANG! They burn up the page together. Here’s Victor’s solo ‘making of’ video and below is the one with him & Yolanda.
Good lord, I don’t think those two could be any hotter without going supernova. Either or both of them (preferably the latter) can call me any time they want. I’m going to feel a lot less guilty about lusting after them when he leaves Barca!
And so that’s the end of Drool Amnesty for now. We’re back to regular Drools tomorrow. If you have any suggestions, please let us know. Or any ideas for other themed Drool Weeks.
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
watishistacorrespondents
I really like Today’s Drool 🙂 Too bad that Amnesty Month has ended… Can i once again suggest Isco and Bartra 😀
Isco. Oh Isco…
i think isco and bartra are only amnesty eligible because they are JAILBAIT PART DOS. they were born in years that i remember very clearly. other than age, they are too pretty not to be universally loved.
I have stopped paying attention to footballers ages as long as the age doesn’t end in teen. I just don’t want to know.
I feel no guilt for liking Isco. None at all. No amnesty needed.
I asked you the first time you suggested them why you thought they should be during Amnesty Week and not regular Drools, but you never answered me so I didn’t post them. They’re perfectly normal Drool candidates and you’ll see them soon. Drool was supposed to be about guilty pleasures and you were supposed to give a reason – that was the whole point of it. If you just find someone regularly cute, feel free to suggest them.
I just couldn’t come up with any reason why they should be on drool Amnesty (they are like my age, and they are both flawless) so when today you reminded me about regular drool, I thought of them once again 🙂
So… We got through this entire month without seeing Victor and yet logging on this morning (from work mind you. I’m bright red right now) I was surprised to see his beautiful face.
Is it warm in here? God the two of them are hot! Proof of global warming exists in these two! Maybe his wife should have been a Drool Amnesty ha
I didn’t vote for a Drool Amnesty, but this definitely would have been my choice if I had.
I hate the man, but he’s so hot?! (especially when he gets angry)
I can’t stop looking at him! I’m at work and people keep coming up to my desk! I have to quickly change screens!
I have seven deadly sins level lust for the guy. It’s really unhealthy…
Yes,Victor is a guilty pleasure. I remember admitting this on Kickette,I felt so much shame! But,it appears many of us ladies feel the same way. He is a hot daddy!
I love that hes leaving Barca!
He really is the perfect candidate for hate sex.
I don´t know if you did this yet but how about Drool Nostalgia? It would include former football players, former Real Madrid players or former players from other clubs.
agreed – nostalgia drools. i have like, 500 guys in mind.
Me too! So many I miss and have the hots for!
oh valdes. only on the spanish NT would he be the third choice, bless him. and i’d totally remind him of that while we were hate fcking. i’d probably also tell him that pep looks better bald than he does. teehee 🙂
I honestly don’t know where I’ve been, but you have absolutely opened my eyes to an extremely attractive man, that I must hide my lust for! I’ve never been able to see past the barca jersey, but without it? So delicious.
after he leaves barca this year, he’ll go somewhere else, collect a fat paycheck for a season or two and probably retire. not a bad gig.
I hate his face so much. And yet it’s such a sexy face.
It’s those Joker Lips! It’s like he’s always sneering. And then those eyes and eyelashes! Madre mio!
Yes! Sneering!
*dies*
AY, Victor. I hate hate hate that I find him distractingly hot. The only thing that makes me feel better about it is that, talent-wise, he’s not in direct contention with my forever-love goalies Gigi and Iker.
Ah Gigi! ::swoon:: ::thud:: Perhaps one of my greatest all time loves.
I want him – bad!