Wednesday Training, Lots of Goodies & Leo Torres Falls On His Bum Some More

22 May

Entrenamiento_del_Real_Madrid (4)Spring has sprung and our sexy croissant is throwing flirtatious looks around (and for once, they’re not into his own camera phone).

The team trained for the third time this week in preparation for the match with La Real on Sunday.

Mou: "So what's the deal with you and Raul shaving off the sex beards?"

Mou: “So what’s the deal with you & Albiol shaving off the sex beards? Me no likey.”

Great piccy of DLo!

Great piccy of DLo!

Michael Essien gave Mou some love on his YouTube channel today as well. Glad to see he’s still loyal to his “daddy”

Lots of bits & bobs today – first up, transfer talk:  Mesut’s papi was at the Bernabeu to talk about his contract today and reports are that it went very well. There has also been talk that Varane’s going to get a hefty raise and his release clause is going to be upped so that no one can snag him. Good idea. Also rumored is that we’ve made a move for Isco which will please many of the ladies here. The press is saying that Juve’s reps came to talk about taking Pipita away and that he has said yes pending the clubs agreeing on terms. Sigh. I’d sure miss that booty. But until anything is officially announced, we should just take everything with a grain of salt. I think we’re going to see A LOT of movement this transfer season.

For those who are in the NYC area and want to see Chelsea vs. Manchester City at Yankees Stadium on Saturday, you’re in luck. First off, they’ll be broadcasting the Champions League final on the big screens there and then the live match will kick off afterward. Watishista realmadridlookbook clued us in that there’s a Groupon for tickets. This will get you the tickets that are normally $110 for $75. Pretty good deal!

The Chelsea boys are currently in St. Louis and have been snapped out and about (in some sort of casino no less!)

However, this may not be our only chance to see Chelsea this summer. Remember the International Champions Cup? They still have not announced the remaining four teams. They’ve only confirmed Real Madrid, LA Galaxy, Juventus and Inter Milan. Well, some enterprising soul checked out the source code on their website and found this:

<meta name=”keywords” content=”International Champions Cup, soccer, tournament, A.C. Milan, Chelsea, Galaxy, Inter, Juventus, Real Madrid, Benfica, Everton, World Football Challenge”>

I’ve highlighted the potential new teams. I went to their site and searched the source code myself. Yep, it’s in there. I guess we have to wait for full confirmation, but it will be interesting. Several of those teams are going to have very different squads/coaches by the time we see them in the pre-season.

The Guardian’s Fiver got their fanfic on (hilariously, I might add) in today’s column, imagining Mou & FloPeezy’s tender break up. Well done! Someone needs to get Fiver an LJ or AO3 account, stat! 😉

Real Madrid’s Evil Bunny Bus picked up regular (male) passengers as a tie in to the Nivea for Men campaign.

The Onion called David Beckham a quitter (again, hilariously).

Irina went to Cannes and looked smoking (but would we expect any less?) Here’s a couple more shots.

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Chelsea blog Blue Champions did a piece on the specialness of Mou while speaking of his possible return to Chelsea and invited people to share their thoughts. Go on over and tell ’em what you think.

I feel like we need some more hot boys, babies and puppies all up in here, don’t you? I’ve been behind on my coverage. Here’s a bucketload of pictures of players, bebes and puppies! Be prepared, it’s a monster! (All are captioned – click the first one to scroll through them all full size)

Sheesh! That was epic. How cute and chubbilicious is Thiago Messi? He looks like he melting into a big puddle of chins and it’s ADORABLE.  But my heart totally belongs to Leo Torres. Here he is dragging Stamford the Lion around and falling down some more. As he tends to do. It’s like his little baby cankles can’t hold him up.

(Gifs courtesy of fuckyeahfernando-torres Addition pix in this post from GFSports, Twitter, Instagram & rm_wags).

– Lozil

35 Responses to “Wednesday Training, Lots of Goodies & Leo Torres Falls On His Bum Some More”

  1. maisoun May 22, 2013 at 7:02 pm #

    I don’t want to think about Pipa being taken away! His ass is practically HB&HB’s mascot. It’s just not right 😦 Dat ass needs it’s own contract & I’m willing to be it’s agent!

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 22, 2013 at 7:08 pm #

      That’s it. Fuck it. Let’s quit our jobs and become ass agents. Are you with me? I SAID “ARE YOU WITH ME?!”

      • maisoun May 22, 2013 at 7:12 pm #

        Hmmm…I’d have to think about it….ok I did. Fuck yeah, creating a new market! We’re bad-Ass agents, see what I did there? 😉 First client Pipa’s ass, second is Benz’s. Those thangs need proper representation, the kind only WE are qualified for.

        • Mehreh May 22, 2013 at 7:22 pm #

          i nominate torres and hazard too. i think there are enough of us to help all the strikers in the top euro leagues get representation.

          • maisoun May 22, 2013 at 7:25 pm #

            Uhhh…how could I have forgotten Nando’s booty? Shame on me!

            • Mehreh May 22, 2013 at 7:32 pm #

              there are so many wonderful baller bootys. we appreciate all of them, and want to make sure everyone does!

            • jellyace May 22, 2013 at 11:53 pm #

              I do have a couple of extra special clients for you: Laverne & Shirley!

              p.s I like what you did there with the Bad Ass Agency!

          • SR 4 May 22, 2013 at 7:31 pm #

            You beat me to it . I was totally thinking of those two as well.

      • SR 4 May 22, 2013 at 7:29 pm #

        I´d totally ´sacrifice myself` and represent some of the Chelsea boys. They have some fine asses on the team ;).

        Oh Leo you couldn´t be more adorable if you tried!
        It feels kinda wrong to mention asses and cute little Leo in the same post hahah.

  2. Anna May 22, 2013 at 7:22 pm #

    Leo Torres is just precious, I love how Nando isn’t even phased by how many times he falls over, it must happen all the time!
    Arbeloa looks amazing in that photo too, and the Albiol family is the cutest thing everrr
    Just found out I am going to the Madrid legends match, and Guti and Zizou will be there!

  3. number1barcachick May 22, 2013 at 7:54 pm #

    omg thiago messi is the splitting image of Leo when he was younger 🙂 he is so cute i love cheeks like those on babies they are so nice to kiss pinch

  4. Mehreh May 22, 2013 at 8:19 pm #

    Thiago messi is the cutest fattest little guy! I love fat baby cheeks! Lia fabregas is so tiny! What a little peanut.

    • Mehreh May 22, 2013 at 8:59 pm #

      I also am not ready to address iker and his birthday baby. It is more than I can contemplate.

      • Allison May 22, 2013 at 11:39 pm #

        “Birthday baby” 😀 Picture it: Iker lifts the lid off a brightly wrapped box. Sweet little baby stares up. Iker squees in delight.

        • headbandsandheartbreak May 22, 2013 at 11:51 pm #

          Totally! 🙂

          • jellyace May 22, 2013 at 11:58 pm #

            Maisougio and I were imagining Iker and his baby. The kid would wear a plaid shirt, grandpa cardigan, have a little murse hanging off his shoulders, and adidas boots embroidered with his name “Ikerito!” Iker should just kidnap Mateo and adopt him!

            • Mehreh May 23, 2013 at 1:09 am #

              There must be a baby murse and baby keeper gloves.

              • jellyace May 24, 2013 at 1:03 am #

                How could I forget!

            • Backwards May 23, 2013 at 9:57 am #

              I’m slipping! Who is Mateo? You’re description of future geeker baby is adorable (and probably right on the money)

              • M May 23, 2013 at 11:51 am #

                I was asking myself just that … He’s adorable but who is Mateo?

              • headbandsandheartbreak May 23, 2013 at 12:10 pm #

                Actually not sure if Mateo is the child of a friend or a relative, but Iker sees him constantly.

              • Mehreh May 23, 2013 at 12:55 pm #

                he’s the baby who iker is currently obsessed with. clearly the child of a close friend because he’s constantly instagramming and facebooking pictures of this little guy.

                • Sara May 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm #

                  I think I read some comments where people asked Iker if Mateo is his “sobrino” – and if I´m not totally mistaking now, sobrino is the spanish word for nephew. Could mean that Mateo is Ikers brothers little kid.

                  • headbandsandheartbreak May 23, 2013 at 3:22 pm #

                    Iker’s brother, Unai, is 8 years younger than him and as far as I know, has no children. I think it’s a friend or his cousin’s kid.

                    • Sara May 23, 2013 at 4:46 pm #

                      I don´t really know more than you, I just read those sobrino/nephew comments a while ago. And I guess we all know how reliable that kind of source is… What I do know is that Mateo is adorable (which could imply that there are some Casillas´ genes… 😉 ) – look at his long eye lashes!

                    • jellyace May 24, 2013 at 12:58 am #

                      My suspicion is that Mateo is Bici’s kid, since Iker is always around his pal Bici. And maybe Iker is Mateo’s godfather or padrino, thus the close “chocho” relationship.

        • Mehreh May 23, 2013 at 1:09 am #

          As he evilly side-eyes Sara for being totally useless.

          • jellyace May 24, 2013 at 1:01 am #


  5. jellyace May 23, 2013 at 12:04 am #

    This is such an adorable kiddielicious post! Quite heart-melting are the pics of the Barca first time fathers Cesc and Messi (with chubby chin puddle Thiago!) A happy spot for me to dwell until the teams gets done with transfer season. Thank you!

  6. Nalicia May 23, 2013 at 5:28 am #

    I swear to god if I ever catch that boy of torres I’ll kiss him to death. The other kids don’t even grab my attention as much. The fact that he falls down constantly makes him even cuuUter. He has the same ability as Marcelo to make u smile and he’s only 2? The future looks bright (a wink and a smile)

  7. Backwards May 23, 2013 at 9:59 am #

    How sassy is little Nora?

    • Mehreh May 23, 2013 at 12:56 pm #

      you can definitely tell she is the boss. so incredibly cute.

  8. la-la May 23, 2013 at 4:46 pm #

    I’ve never seen pictures of Fabio’s wife before, she is stunning!

    And bebe Thiago is just awesome, look at that chubbly wubbly face! And the hair! I’ve never seen a baby with so much hair, they’ve even shaved the little side bits and he’s still got more hair than most grown ups…I want one! Where do I sign up for an Argentinian bf


  9. MissLadya May 24, 2013 at 7:53 pm #

    LOL I love how the pics go like, “Baby … dog … couple … dog … baby … hottie … baby … couple … MESUTMESUTMESUTMESUTMESUTMESUTMESUT”

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 24, 2013 at 8:09 pm #

      ::snicker:: Well, it’s what they posted on their Instagrams. Mesut just posted a shit ton of pictures of himself. 😉

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