It’s Official (FINALLY): Carlo Ancelotti Is The New Coach Of Real Madrid

25 Jun

Carlo_AncelottiWas happy to roll out of bed this morning and see the long awaited announcement. Carlo Ancelotti is being presented as our new coach tomorrow. More on his life and career later, but now I have to get to work. I’ll be brainstorming names for his eyebrows all day. Early thoughts: Elphaba & Glinda, Barbie & Ken, Gog & Magog, Frick & Frack, Torvill & Dean, Bert & Ernie (the latter making the the most sense). Bear with me, I’m a bit spacy before I’ve had my morning cuppa.

– Lozil

17 Responses to “It’s Official (FINALLY): Carlo Ancelotti Is The New Coach Of Real Madrid”

  1. Forzasusan June 25, 2013 at 8:47 am #

    Congrats! Take good care of Carletto!

  2. Casey June 25, 2013 at 8:52 am #

    I’m sooooo happy … I miss Mou terribly , but its time for a new start … And I’m glad its with him … Now can all the Isco/Bale drama get sorted out … Anyway so happy WOOT WOOT !!!

    • la-la June 25, 2013 at 4:18 pm #

      Ba-le, Ba-le, Ba-le!

      That doesn’t really work written down but I hope you get what I mean…

  3. number1barcachick June 25, 2013 at 9:02 am #

    ohhhhhhhhhhhh he’d pretty 🙂

  4. Backwards June 25, 2013 at 9:10 am #

    He is a great manager, so it’s all good. Let’s do this.

  5. Mehreh June 25, 2013 at 9:26 am #

    i like frick and frack. might i also nominate flotsam and jetsam?

    • Anna June 25, 2013 at 10:03 am #

      I just spat my coffee out all over my laptop! Flotsam and Jetsam = brilliant!

      • jellyace June 28, 2013 at 12:32 am #

        As I read the article I thought Frick & Frack and lo, it was nominated!

        But I also like the Sams: Flotsam & Jetsam!

    • Katie Ann June 25, 2013 at 3:20 pm #

      I support either of these.

  6. CinematiqueChic June 25, 2013 at 12:26 pm #

    Ah sweet relief. Welcome Carlo!

    (Now announce Isco pretty please and then let’s get ourselves a striker.)

  7. Natalie June 25, 2013 at 2:03 pm #

    for drama free and trophy full next 3 years!!

  8. kfunk22 June 25, 2013 at 2:15 pm #

    i’m all for keeping it italiano with mario and luigi –

    best of luck to him!

    • la-la June 25, 2013 at 4:15 pm #

      I’m already seeing him in gaudy dungarees. The best I could come with: Evil and Genius

    • jellyace June 28, 2013 at 12:35 am #

      Mario & Luigi are good names! With SFX to go with the eyebrow moves!

      Or how about Michelangelo and Donatello?

  9. Nooria June 25, 2013 at 4:26 pm #

    Welcome Ancelotti! Finally- the new coach drama can come to an end- no more rumours!

  10. futbolfan June 25, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    Hmmmm….I’m not sure I’ll get all passionate and super-supportive of Carlo like with Mou, but he’s obviously a great coach, AND HE HAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH KAKA, SO THAT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY. 😀

    But with this Isco thing…seriously? In what way do we need another attacking midfielder? Striker? I’d rather we go w/ Morata or hello-on-fire-Jese anyone?


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