More Enzo! Always welome news. Here’s some more recent shots from our favorite boy and his family as they spend time in Brazil over the past month.
Yasmin & Caio are along, making the most of their time in Brazil. In addition to cheering Marcelo on, Yasmin got some surfing in!
Here are a couple of new head/modeling shots of Clarice as she continues building her career as an actress. She’s a great looking woman, but I think she looks her best when she doesn’t have a lick of makeup on. She’s such a natural beauty – she doesn’t need enhancement.
Marcelo’s Brazil teammate David Luiz shared a snack time photo with us. He’s such a goof ball!
Meanwhile, back in Spain, Isco has arrived in Madrid. He will be presented tomorrow at the Santiago Bernabeu at 1:00 PM.
Well, it’s nice to see he’s been practicing his thumbs up. He’ll fit in perfectly with this team.
Also in Spain, Guti, Romina, and Enzo went out for the day. Just so you know, Guti drives a Hummer. OF COURSE HE DOES. And he appears to be wearing some sort of harem pants. OF COURSE HE IS.
We haven’t checked in with Fabio, Andreia and Vitoria lately (she’s getting so big!) They’re enjoying holiday time in Portugal with family & friends.
Nice shorts you have there, Fabio! Don’t let Guti or Sergio see those or you’ll find them missing from your wardrobe soon enough.
Okay, so here begins the lightning round of vacation catch up…
Morata celebrated his mami’s birthday by sharing pictures of them then and now… (They have the same eyes, don’t they?)
Essien took a flight…
Kaka is in China wearing an attractive floral print
Meanwhile, Isabella hung out with her uncle.
BTW, Carol has her own lifestyle website a la Goop (Hopefully less annoying than Gwynnie’s shpiel). Check it out if you dare!
Sese has already returned to his natural habitat: the mall
Luka’s vacation spot has a fab view
Pepe & Ana Sofia are still beaching it…
Here’s Pepe surfing last month.
Sami & Lena are reunited
Here’s a picture from their Africa trip
And it wouldn’t be an update without some Karim selfies complete with finger signs and faux bad ass posturing. These are from his trip to Los Angeles.
I’m getting so excited about the boys coming back for pre-season, aren’t you? Less than 3 weeks, people! In the meantime, we’ll undoubtedly have some Sergio on the beach pictures to look forward to!
(Photos via Facebook, Twitter, GFSports, Niubdder, Madridistas Out & About, real-madrid-wags and family2foot2).
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 
Is no one going to mention the horror happening on karim’s head? This is possibly his worst so far.
And isco shaved? Guys, you’re killing me with your hair experiments. Stick with what works! And the ex-headbanders might consider a return to sanity as well. I’ll keep asking the gods of watish until I get a sign that it’s impossible.
I’m 100% convinced Sergio joins a mall walking club* every summer. Wasn’t he photographed in the mall 4 days in a row or something crazy like that last summer?
Can’t blame him, I’ll happily spend house walking around one on my day off.
* why isn’t he wearing a green and orange velour tracksuit?
Hours*
Hey, girls, did you see this: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100006271052971?
Doubt that’s official. Looks cobbled together from stuff that’s easily available online and it’s using his Twitter verification to try to make it look like it’s really him. Xabi has said nothing on his Twitter feed about launching a Facebook page. I wouldn’t believe it until he does.