Updated: Sunday Bits & Bobs, Part I

Okay, by opening with this Kaka in China shot, I’ve just assured that Shigs will not read the post ever. Girl, think of it as ripping off the Bandaid quickly. There’s more Kaka within, but I’m getting it out of the way first.

This is what happens when you basically take a weekend off from posting. Tonight will be a two post mammoth bumper crop of photos. Please bear with me as its more or less a photo dump. The weather here is too bloody hot and I’m too tired to do much more. All I can say is thank god for air conditioning otherwise, I’d be a puddle on the floor somewhere. Without further ado here’s A-L of the Bits & Bobs! (Updated to add pictures of Enzo, Guti, Antonella & Thiago. Please note Guti has a terrible hat on. Enzo does not)

Kaka is enjoying China and posted a view from the Hotel Jing An Shangri-La while some other candids surfaced. Carol shared pictures with the kiddies. Oh, btw, he’s reached 16 million followers on Twitter. That’s a lot of minions, Shigs. Just sayin’

Here’s one of the tiny Albiol girls, I believe it’s Alma. She’s a little hipster fashionista, isn’t she?
Meanwhile in the land of Sparta, Alvaro posted this shot with a group of family & friends. The shirt says “One of us” but I can’t read the rest. Anyone? Carlota shared a gorgeous picture of the two of them and said they were about to leave on vacation.

The Callejon Twins continued their camp while lovebirds Calleti & Marta looked adorable. There’s rumors of him signing to Napoli which will make me very sad. I love Marta’s bikini and she looks smashing in it.

Even more pictures of Cesc, Daniella, Lia, Antonella and the human Shar Pei/melting into a chin puddle baby that is Thiago Messi have surfaced. He kills me with his chubbles wubbles thighs. There’s some half naked Cesc and a Antonella booty shot (she has a fantastic tuchis)  if you’re not interested in bebes.

Next up, Cristiano & Irina! Here’s some shots from Monaco and additional photos from Geres, Portugal where they vacationed with Cris Jr. & Irina’s family.

DLo & Iria are in Galacia vacationing and were joined by a large group of childhood friends. Iria said that first shot is DLo’s Titanic picture. Ha!

Mmmmm, El Pirata smiling. Seriously, does anything else really need to be said? Oh yeah, one thing: I MISS YOU!
Here’s a happy little Coentrao family shot of Fabio, Vitoria & Andreia. Rumors are that he is returning to Benfica. Who will jump Cris’s wall and steal vegetables from the garden if this happens?!
Next up, Guti & his Enzo. What an adorable picture. Romina said that baby keeps trying to “catch” the flowers on Guti’s arm. His tattooed poppies. How adorable! Did Guti cut his hair? I mean, it looks like he may have shaved the sides. Romina looks great for having a baby 5 1/2 months ago, doesn’t she?

Here’s Karim, just being Karim. But what’s with the closed off body language? No finger signs for us?! What did we do wrong? Just let us know and we promise we’ll make it all better, baby. Wish I could see the print on those trunks more closely. I’m sure they’re an eyesore of Ramos proportions.

The Lion King aka Fernando Llorente is vacationing in Porto Cervo, Sardinia with his brother and long time girlfriend, endocrinologist Maria Lorente. So if were talking about Spanish naming conventions. If these two were to have a baby, it would be Baby Llorente Lorente? Hmmmmm…. For a super hot guy, he got caught making some rather awkward expressions. I mean, it’s not Phil Jones level gurning but oy.

Now that Iker is getting a baby, it’s time to send our thoughts and prayers towards David Luiz & his ticking biological clock. He posted this shot of his nephew saying “I’ll always protect you” His family is very important to him. He posted a shot of his papi’s birthday and his sister. He was also on a program that required someone to wear a David Luiz wig. As you do.

On that note, I’m going to take a brief break before working on the part two post. It’s almost 10 PM and I need to get some dinner in me.

– Lozil