And by “the OM”, I of course mean “Orange Madridistas” Yep, Los Blancos have arrived in Los Angeles. I find it pretty hilarious that Sergio is alone in all his pictures. Guess no one wants the second hand embarrassment of being seen with him right now. Lest you think our reaction is over the top, Sergio’s shite hair trended WORLDWIDE on Twitter today. World-fucking-wide. That is some bad hair, people.
Again, Sergio is all by his hideously tressed lonesome. It just does not get any better no matter how many times you look at it.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
So there you have it, our overly tanned badly coiffed eagles have landed (along with the rest of the team). Welcome to the US, gentlemen. Sort that hair out ASAP.
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
watishistacorrespondents
Points to ponder:
1. Is he paying tribute to either: Daenarys (Game of Thrones) or the Kaidanovskys (Russian pilots from Pacific Rim).
2. Would it look better or worse if he dyed his beard to match?
3. Is this infectious? Because looking at the player’s susceptibility, I fear Karim will be next.
1. We can only hope that was what was going on in his bleach sodden brain.
2.It would look 20 times worse. Remember when Neymar did it?
3. I certainly hope not!
I never though it’d say this, but Neymar’s bleached beard + hair combo looks better.
Ugh, everyone is doing the black knee highs now. Follow xabi, not cris, boys.
even Kaka is wearing them too! 😦
maybe they can pull one over Sergio’s hair…..
Good one, Dr. Heidi! I’m afraid black may not be dark enough as that platinum blonde might shine through!
Sergio’s head looks HUGE. It’s just not working on any level.
In the minority here – I don’t think Sese’s hair looks all that bad. He’s young, and likes to be a bit rebellious. And haven’t we all had made at least one decision which led to a less-then-impressive hair style? If nothing else, he’ll be easier to spot in the crowd for those seeking his attention. 🙂
This isn’t even the worst thing he’s ever done with his coif. Partial corn rows? Whole head corn rows? The layered phase? I enjoy and giggle at his fashion decisions. Somewhere, guti is shaking his head and texting him,”hermano, c’mon.”
Haha – ‘enjoy and giggle’ is what I do too! And Xabi is looking around thinking, “you guys are making it way, way too easy for me.”
I have to agree with you, I kind of like it too. I get a “Anthony Kiedis from the Red hot chili peppers feel”. All though Anthony looked much better as a blonde.
It’s so bad even Karim’s hair looks good next to it.
The corn rows were different because he did them when he was in Africa for UNICEF. It was a nice gesture towards the people there so it had some meaning behind it.
This just makes him look like a douche.
Can’t really comment on the tan. After a week by the pool in Gran Canaria I think I fit in nicely with the boys!
i wonder how nando would react to sese’s hair color….hehe
Nando? Been there done that.
I still think Sese’s hair is better than Kaim’s. at least I find him more attractive. Fatherhood seems to be doing wonders for Iker, he is just glowing. Headbands, it is time to change the picture on the logo to reflect Sergio’s new look!
Never thought I´d say this but I actually prefer Karim´s hair…
Oh well as long as Sergio stays away from this hairdo https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPeEythCQAMlX1d.jpg
Pfft! If nobody wants to get near Sergio, I will happily step up to keep him company. I’d be thrilled to get very very close to him, no matter what his hair looks like.
There are a ton of celebrity hair stylists in LA who specialize in hair disasters…..Sergio, please spend some dinero and find one, STAT!!!!!
Sergio is this an ode to slim shady? or Mr. jay from America next to model?
OMG! He’s gone full on Mr. Jay! All he needs is to shave the beard and tan until he’s orange. Cris & Mesut can show him how. XD
don’t forget about the shimmery lip gloss, all though Mr. Jay does have fashion sense who’s gonna help Sergio with that?
Yet somehow, it looks really good on Mr. Jay. Can’t say the same for our Sese.
He SHAVED! It looks a teeny tiny bit better. Baby steps…