Welcome To The OM, Bitch*

28 Jul

El_Real_Madrid_llega_a_Los_Angeles (17)And by “the OM”, I of course mean “Orange Madridistas” Yep, Los Blancos have arrived in Los Angeles. I find it pretty hilarious that Sergio is alone in all his pictures. Guess no one wants the second hand embarrassment of being seen with him right now. Lest you think our reaction is over the top, Sergio’s shite hair trended WORLDWIDE on Twitter today. World-fucking-wide. That is some bad hair, people.

Again,  Sergio is all by his hideously tressed lonesome. It just does not get any better no matter how many times you look at it.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


So there you have it, our overly tanned badly coiffed eagles have landed (along with the rest of the team). Welcome to the US, gentlemen. Sort that hair out ASAP.

– Lozil

24 Responses to “Welcome To The OM, Bitch*”

  1. cy (@meridiansour) July 28, 2013 at 10:44 pm #

    Points to ponder:

    1. Is he paying tribute to either: Daenarys (Game of Thrones) or the Kaidanovskys (Russian pilots from Pacific Rim).

    2. Would it look better or worse if he dyed his beard to match?

    3. Is this infectious? Because looking at the player’s susceptibility, I fear Karim will be next.

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 28, 2013 at 11:29 pm #

      1. We can only hope that was what was going on in his bleach sodden brain.

      2.It would look 20 times worse. Remember when Neymar did it?

      3. I certainly hope not!

      • Lily July 30, 2013 at 11:43 pm #

        I never though it’d say this, but Neymar’s bleached beard + hair combo looks better.

  2. Mehreh July 28, 2013 at 10:44 pm #

    Ugh, everyone is doing the black knee highs now. Follow xabi, not cris, boys.

    • cloudy July 28, 2013 at 10:53 pm #

      even Kaka is wearing them too! 😦

    • Dr. Heidi July 29, 2013 at 10:29 am #

      maybe they can pull one over Sergio’s hair…..

      • jellyace July 30, 2013 at 2:08 pm #

        Good one, Dr. Heidi! I’m afraid black may not be dark enough as that platinum blonde might shine through!

  3. Rose July 28, 2013 at 10:57 pm #

    Sergio’s head looks HUGE. It’s just not working on any level.

  4. hopechaser July 28, 2013 at 11:14 pm #

    In the minority here – I don’t think Sese’s hair looks all that bad. He’s young, and likes to be a bit rebellious. And haven’t we all had made at least one decision which led to a less-then-impressive hair style? If nothing else, he’ll be easier to spot in the crowd for those seeking his attention. 🙂

    • Mehreh July 28, 2013 at 11:20 pm #

      This isn’t even the worst thing he’s ever done with his coif. Partial corn rows? Whole head corn rows? The layered phase? I enjoy and giggle at his fashion decisions. Somewhere, guti is shaking his head and texting him,”hermano, c’mon.”

      • hopechaser July 29, 2013 at 12:48 am #

        Haha – ‘enjoy and giggle’ is what I do too! And Xabi is looking around thinking, “you guys are making it way, way too easy for me.”

    • Malin July 29, 2013 at 2:20 am #

      I have to agree with you, I kind of like it too. I get a “Anthony Kiedis from the Red hot chili peppers feel”. All though Anthony looked much better as a blonde.

  5. Phédre July 29, 2013 at 12:28 am #

    It’s so bad even Karim’s hair looks good next to it.
    The corn rows were different because he did them when he was in Africa for UNICEF. It was a nice gesture towards the people there so it had some meaning behind it.
    This just makes him look like a douche.
    Can’t really comment on the tan. After a week by the pool in Gran Canaria I think I fit in nicely with the boys!

  6. ayen July 29, 2013 at 4:22 am #

    i wonder how nando would react to sese’s hair color….hehe

    • jellyace July 29, 2013 at 9:31 am #

      Nando? Been there done that.

  7. Maripili July 29, 2013 at 7:26 am #

    I still think Sese’s hair is better than Kaim’s. at least I find him more attractive. Fatherhood seems to be doing wonders for Iker, he is just glowing. Headbands, it is time to change the picture on the logo to reflect Sergio’s new look!

  8. SR 4 July 29, 2013 at 8:50 am #

    Never thought I´d say this but I actually prefer Karim´s hair…
    Oh well as long as Sergio stays away from this hairdo https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BPeEythCQAMlX1d.jpg

  9. CinematiqueChic July 29, 2013 at 8:57 am #

    Pfft! If nobody wants to get near Sergio, I will happily step up to keep him company. I’d be thrilled to get very very close to him, no matter what his hair looks like.

  10. Dr. Heidi July 29, 2013 at 9:48 am #

    There are a ton of celebrity hair stylists in LA who specialize in hair disasters…..Sergio, please spend some dinero and find one, STAT!!!!!

  11. Lizzie July 29, 2013 at 1:32 pm #

    Sergio is this an ode to slim shady? or Mr. jay from America next to model?

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 29, 2013 at 1:36 pm #

      OMG! He’s gone full on Mr. Jay! All he needs is to shave the beard and tan until he’s orange. Cris & Mesut can show him how. XD

      • Lizzie July 29, 2013 at 1:44 pm #

        don’t forget about the shimmery lip gloss, all though Mr. Jay does have fashion sense who’s gonna help Sergio with that?

        • jellyace July 30, 2013 at 2:11 pm #

          Yet somehow, it looks really good on Mr. Jay. Can’t say the same for our Sese.

  12. SR 4 July 29, 2013 at 4:34 pm #

    He SHAVED! It looks a teeny tiny bit better. Baby steps…

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