Well, At Least He Shaved The Brown Beard Off..

29 Jul

1006012_633473293353019_1972320882_nSorry for being so late. I just got home from work a little while ago. The good news is the Sergio shaved off his mismatched beard. The bad news? He’s still looking like Draco Malfoy. He shared this shot with the caption “First training in LA. Here a great picture with my new look and boots. Go!!!” Sigh.  

At least he shaved the beard. Check out how ridiculous this looks – the bleach line just stops abruptly mid-sideburn. Oy.

Real Madrid arrives at LAXUS News - July 28, 2013In comparison, this looks a heck of a lot better. That’s not saying much, it still looks like hot buttered ass but baby steps I guess.

tumblr_mqpxfsErtf1r6ibubo1_r1_500And for some reason, he was holding hands with Zizou during training. Lucky Zizou turned his face from the camera so he can pretend that it was someone else (an evil twin?) with The Ramos in the shot.

Primer_entrenamiento_en_UCLA (7)Here’s some more shots from the training. Sergio’s bleached head is popping up everywhere.

The team also took the time to sign autographs for excited fans.

Iker posted a shot of California palm trees while Zizou, Morata and Casado fangirled a bit and had their picture taken with David Beckham! ::swoon::

86e7e9ecf86a11e2a4da22000a1f9253_7 BQXprGbCEAIq50e BQXqMWXCQAA-J5oKarim, meanwhile, basked in the glow of friendship. Now that Sergio has taken over the Worst Hair mantle for the team, Karim’s popularity seems to be soaring. Here he is with The Baby and Mesut posted another shot of them holding hands. Benzil, back on target.

tumblr_mqovk8E5jG1s8lv62o1_500 def6b262f76611e2a16822000a9e076a_7Here’s some left over pictures and video from their trip to LA.


I’m whupped but I’m going to try to get another quick post or two in before hitting the hay. (Additonal shots from GFSports)

– Lozil

19 Responses to “Well, At Least He Shaved The Brown Beard Off..”

  1. Rose July 29, 2013 at 11:24 pm #

    Sergio’s got a serious case of chubby face happening right now because of his new look. And we all know he ain’t anywhere near chubby.

  2. Allison July 30, 2013 at 12:53 am #

    On the plus side, no beard tan lines. He looks like Iceman from Top Gun. Question is, who’s going to be his Maverick?

  3. number1barcachick July 30, 2013 at 1:23 am #

    In Jamaica we have a term for people who overdo thing’s or situations we call dem poppy show’s and Sergio a wah di bumborassclat you look like a rass poppyshow man chu if Neymar couldn’t even pull this off i mean really ? oh and please excuse the curse words i couldn’t help it 😦 why u wanna look awful man next thing him just ago shave off all him hair .

    • Mehreh July 30, 2013 at 12:03 pm #

      i don’t think i could carry off saying this quite as well as you, but i love the saying!

  4. CinematiqueChic July 30, 2013 at 6:41 am #

    “And for some reason, he was holding hands with Zizou during training.”

    Who amongst us WOULDN’T hold hands with Zisou, given the opportunity?

    Shaving the beard is an improvement with the bleached hair, but I’m still holding out hope for a return to the regular short hair w/ beard combo.

  5. Elisha Buckley (@elishasmells) July 30, 2013 at 7:46 am #

    Not only is he holding hands with Zizou, but is he SKIPPING whilst doing so?!

    I still can’t stop laughing at the hair. I fear if I stop I might break down in tears.

  6. la-la July 30, 2013 at 7:54 am #

    I had actually devoted some time to wondering where the bleach line ended up so thanks for clarifying that. How weird is it that he looks totally, completely, unbelievably different? (by which I mean un-handsome :() That’s what a shit hairdo can do to you folks. On the upside that last but one photo of Cris is adorable.

  7. Mel July 30, 2013 at 9:00 am #

    That’s it for me! I can’t deal no more. It was bad enough when he cut his beautiful brown hair off! Why is no one telling him he looks like with crash from a trailer park?
    I have unfollowed him on Twitter. I’m done with this shit!
    He us a grown man, why would he need to bleach his hair????

    • Mel July 30, 2013 at 9:02 am #

      *White trash

  8. Anna July 30, 2013 at 10:52 am #

    I’m without a computer for like 3 days and THIS HAPPENS?! Sergio, what have you done?! I don’t know if i’ll ever forgive him for this. I was so excited for him to come back to training and he’s ruined it!

    Excuse me whilst I go and weep in to my pillow.

    Also.. “Karim, meanwhile, basked in the glow of friendship. Now that Sergio has taken over the Worst Hair mantle for the team, Karim’s popularity seems to be soaring.” – Brilliant.

    • Anna July 30, 2013 at 10:54 am #

      I’m actually slightly afraid that he’ll get sick of the bleach and shave it so he can go back to brown… can you imagine?! Also, I wonder what Nando thinks about this?

  9. Mehreh July 30, 2013 at 11:48 am #

    “here a great picture…” i think he’s flying without a translator on these tweets/facebook messages. this pleases me. sue me, but i think the shaving of the beard looks slightly better.

  10. SR 4 July 30, 2013 at 12:12 pm #

    Sergio seems to be proud of his new look. I heart him soo much.
    Oh and the pic with him and Zidane: Sergio in a nutshell!

  11. Dr. Heidi July 30, 2013 at 12:43 pm #

    The beard was my only connection to what was, in the hopes that it may be again…..sad.

  12. Dr. Heidi July 30, 2013 at 12:47 pm #

    i hate to say it, but Sergio now looks like a douchbag who works at a head shop at the corner of Hollywood and Vine. Dear God, please inspire Sergio to spend more time looking the mirror (like we all know he does) and see the error of his ways. I never thought I’d ever be unattracted to him, but oddly, it has happened. Hubby is thrilled to say the least! 🙂

  13. jellyace July 30, 2013 at 2:02 pm #

    He has the hair color of all the movie villains! Might be his tribute to Hollywood or maybe he hope to nab the role of Marilyn Monroe in Smash.

    You know what’s even worse? When his roots start showing as his hair grows out! He will have two-toned hair!

    • Dr. Heidi July 30, 2013 at 3:46 pm #

      oh yes, I can’t wait for the fugly skunk look……at least it would hint of a return to normalcy, so I’m all for the two toned look. I just hope chrome dome isn’t a pitstop somehwere along the evolution……..

  14. judy July 30, 2013 at 2:03 pm #

    Well, I am glad that some shallow and mean girls can stop loving Sergio now….

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