How Can One Choose?

8 Aug

“I see your Blue Steel Bitchface and raise you one Hot GQMF”

Impossible! They’re both perfectly delectable. I’ve got lots of goodies to post from the last few days, but I’ve decided to take the night off. Sometimes, it’s just best to step away from the keyboard and remember that real life exists. So I’m actually going to eat dinner before 10 PM and then kick back and relax. But I couldn’t leave without sharing these fab shots of Xabi & Nando.

"Bitch plz, I was rocking this pose when you were still in Fuenlabrada"

“Bitch plz, I was rocking this pose when you were still in Fuenlabrada wearing Pampers”

Ah Xabi! You are an international treasure and I’m so happy you’re a Blanco. Love you too, Nando. Your bitchface makes my heart sing.

G’night all!

– Lozil

8 Responses to “How Can One Choose?”

  1. jellyace August 8, 2013 at 10:30 pm #

    Xabi to Nando: “Hombre, please tell your amor Sese, when you go blonde, you want to look good, not evil!”

    • Dr. Heidi August 8, 2013 at 10:32 pm #

      or “Sergio and I had a talk, and after a rousing game of rock, paper, scissors, we agreed that there’s only room for one hot ass ginger haired sex beard on this team'”

  2. Dr. Heidi August 8, 2013 at 10:31 pm #

    yes, the Nando bitchface…..saw that with my own eyes 2 months ago….no one does it better (although it was a little annoying at the time, and resulted in me not getting his autograph…grrrr). Maybe I did get a photo of the bitchface in the wild however…….must learn how to use this damn digital camera…..

  3. Katie Ann August 8, 2013 at 10:32 pm #

    I look at these pictures and I imagine a walk-off breaking out Zoolander style…

  4. camimadridista August 8, 2013 at 10:39 pm #

    That first caption should receive hall of fame honors!! Bravo!

    • hopechaser August 8, 2013 at 11:56 pm #

      Agree! And the second one is pretty damn great too.

  5. Mehreh August 8, 2013 at 10:57 pm #

    If not choosing is wrong, I never want to be right.

  6. Allison August 8, 2013 at 11:13 pm #

    I LOVE IT!

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