Real Madrid Preseason 2013: Part I

12 Aug


Wouldn’t it be freakin’ awesome if the universe could clear your schedule when things like preseasons & RM matches come around? I’m still waiting for an app for that. *Sigh* It was a busy month & it was tough for me to keep up with the boys, almost as tough as the position Benz found himself in! Before I forget, I want to wish the Muslim Watishistas Eid Mubarak, I hope all your prayers & fasts were accepted and that you enjoyed the holiday. Now, I’ve compiled all the goodies from each match and they’re ready for viewing. Here comes part I of the massive preseason recap!

The match against Lyon was all about the young’ns, we saw goals from Morata and Casemiro.

Lyon vs Real Madrid: 2-2

Morata Penalty Goal – 79′

Casemiro Goal – 85′




“If you like what you see, you…..grab it.”

It looks like he’s screaming “BOOOTAY!!” doesn’t it?

Pics & Gifs via gfsports & megustaelfutbol.


The PSG friendly was all about Zlatan’s mankini….sorry Benz, the focus should’ve been on your goal that kept us from a loss but…it was a freaking mankini and they trump all.

PSG vs Real Madrid: 0-1

Benz Goal/Ozil Assist – 23′


Nacho’s face is everythinggggg.

Sorry Benz, not even your nekkie helps after the mankini.

Pics & Gifs via gfsports, phenomenon-of-ibrahimovic, cristiamormio, captainfabfro, & cheekybackheel.


Benz was a little wounded that Zlatan stole his spotlight, so against LA Galaxy, he scored not one but two goals. Go on Benzy, do your thang!

Real Madrid vs LA Galaxy: 3-1


Di Maria Goal – 15′

Benz Goal – 51′

Benz Goal – 74′

Pics via gfsports & xiaoyao0620.


Stay tuned for Part II, the Everton, Chelsea, and Inter Milan matches.


3 Responses to “Real Madrid Preseason 2013: Part I”

  1. Mehreh August 12, 2013 at 4:03 pm #

    carvajal was by far my favorite part of the PSG game, besides the mankini. he was so freaking good.

  2. Nooria August 12, 2013 at 11:43 pm #

    Hey, thanks for the Eid greetings 🙂 with this past month being so hectic, even i gotta catch up on all these posts!

  3. jellyace August 13, 2013 at 1:05 am #

    Zlatan in his mankini is pretty awesome. So aweseome, it should be called a Zlankini! He’s got guts…we always knew that.

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