Here A Douche, There A Douche, Everywhere A Douche Douche…

13 Aug

Sese & Arbie at 1Oak…Old McRamos went out hard, E-I-E-I-O! I cannot stop shaking my head at this. Sergio & Alvaro partied hard at 1OAK in NY on Sunday and this just looks like…OMG, I can’t stop laughing…like a total douchefest. Sergio trying to look all badass, microphone dude looking like he’s wearing a shirt that Sergio designed as a surprise for Iker’s birthday – it’s all so horrible. Arbeloa and the guy in black are the only ones who look vaguely sane. And in between, you’ve got your Triumvirate of Douchebaggery, a veritable Triangle of Epic Suck. I don’t go to clubs anymore as a way to avoid guys like this.  We’ve been laughing hysterically over on Twitter about this picture.

Just…NO.

(Photo from diariorealmadrid via GFSports)

– Lozil

19 Responses to “Here A Douche, There A Douche, Everywhere A Douche Douche…”

  1. Tali August 13, 2013 at 5:04 pm #

    Lets put that on the nails too. Right that face of Sergio. Nightmares or hysterical laughing, you pick

    • headbandsandheartbreak August 13, 2013 at 5:05 pm #

      I would never be able to look at my hands without laughing!

      • jellyace August 13, 2013 at 11:50 pm #

        I woke up to this badassery and could not stop laughing at your tweets! Esp when pinpanpam said to expect Sergio to break out in flamenco rap! bwahahaha!

        This pic deserves to be on a thumb…thumbs down!

  2. personal_roguery August 13, 2013 at 5:13 pm #

    Oh no! Ugh. I can’t even – where did they find these companions?
    On the other hand… Sese’s recent look either attracts the odd character from Queer As Folk or… well these guys. He is one of them!
    I’m just gonna focus my energy on picturing him with long hair, sitting in a sevillan bar listening to tradicional flamenco, or something. 😀
    But I’ve got to say… there’s only so many people that can make me laugh as hard as he can.

  3. Kristine August 13, 2013 at 5:52 pm #

    Mmmmm. Arby is looking mighty fine….even with the white belt.

  4. Jana August 13, 2013 at 6:00 pm #

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh Sese, follow Drake’s advice, please! No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no no…

    AND I know they played that song at 1Oak on Sunday night too.

  5. CinematiqueChic August 13, 2013 at 6:31 pm #

    Of COURSE they went to 1 Oak and of COURSE this photo was just the natural progression of the evening! I love Sergio a truly ridiculous amount but boy, will you ever do one of the things in NY that is worth doing? I mean if he’s having trouble, I’d be a very obliging tour guide 🙂

  6. Dr Heidi August 13, 2013 at 7:13 pm #

    Oh dear Sergio, the bleach really has penetrated to your frontal lobe….all the more reason to go back to brown angel…..

  7. Mariko August 13, 2013 at 8:23 pm #

    Just the title and first line alone said it all. I laughed so hard I started crying. They look like they’re part of a reject boy band.

  8. americanmadridista August 13, 2013 at 8:33 pm #

    Just say no is right!

  9. Katie Ann August 13, 2013 at 11:33 pm #

    “… microphone dude looking like he’s wearing a shirt that Sergio designed as a surprise for Iker’s birthday… ”

    Bwahahahahaha. There is no better description of this. Brilliant.

  10. drea August 14, 2013 at 12:55 pm #

    Lord knows I love Sergio, but between his hair and this try-harding, I’m not quite sure what to do. I think I’m just going to go back to my Sese photo file (hey it’s not creepy, I bet we all have one) and go through his photos from last summer until this weird summer episode of his passes.

    • Dr Heidi August 14, 2013 at 1:06 pm #

      amen girlfriend…..it is excessive that in my favorites list, Sergio numbers 85 items? (I’m sure that’s a little on the light side). The Euro 2012 look was the absolute best….the new cut, with with longer hair on the sides….not the sheared sheep look prior to the invasion of the albino look he’s sporting now,……

      • Dr Heidi August 14, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

        Where is Ozil when we need him to steal that LA cap off Sergio? At least he’s covering up the hair….maybe, just maybe, it’s in a state of evolution back to that glorious golden brown?

      • drea August 15, 2013 at 8:11 am #

        85 items? Nah girl, that sounds right. 😉 I’ve got my own folder for him that’s up to almost a hundred photos, and that’s after some major editing earlier this year. I can only imagine what the computers of his devoted tumblrites must look like.

        • Dr Heidi August 15, 2013 at 10:23 am #

          I am seriously too old to drool over this man of 27….but he has given me many reasons to smile, so age is just a number, right?

        • headbandsandheartbreak August 15, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

          I do not want to tell you how many Ramos pictures I have (of all of them actually) but in my defense, I do a blog. 🙂

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