Attacking midfielder/winger Mario ruffled some feathers by moving to Bayern Munich in July from arch rivals Borussia Dortmund. (He also left behind his bromantic partner Marco Reus). He’s respresented Germany at the U15, U16, U17, U21 and senior national team.
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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I am always totally thrown off by Gotze. I look at his face and I think “chubby little kid.” I feel like he’s Mikey from Goonies, and I do mean Mikey not him as Rudy or Samwise. And then Gotze takes off his shirt and BAM. I turn into a cradle robber because… well… case in point: http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b1ff9e14ef81519f51256a85fe45e40/tumblr_mibjc5gBLo1rbd4p2o2_250.gif
i feel the same way, like,”aw, what a cute kid” and then i remember the yacht boner incident and i laugh and laugh. he’s been cracking me up going to bayern games and eating pretzels the whole time while sitting in the stands. adorable.
Hey.. It might have been embarrassing for him, but I wasn’t complaining 😉
And there was the time he got caught by a photographer peeing behind the pitch…
Hehehehe lolololol that one was classic. and i also love mario he is adorable but his body *Drools*. even though as a BVB fangirl it pissed me off when he left still love him.
I do love Mario, though deffo prefer it when he’s with Reus, love him too 🙂