Baby Rumors: And This One Is A DOOZY!

22 Nov

BabyStorkSo I’ve been out and unable to get near a computer to post this for a few hours and it’s been *killing* me. Looks like there’s another baby on the way for a Real Madrid player and it’s going to blow your mind when you see who the papi to be is.

Benzema-PublicYEAH. That was pretty much my reaction too! It’s still a rumor until he comments on it, but it’s being reported all over the French media (See here, here and here). Long time Benz watchers are probably having a heart attack right now, so I’d like to assure you that the alleged baby mama is not his cousin Sara, but another one of his (many) on-again, off-again girlfriends, Chloé.

benz and chloeThese two have had a very tumultuous relationship (which seems par for the course with him). They’ve been a sporadic item since 2010. Rumor is that he’s proposed to her, the baby is due in March (how did they hide it this long?!) and it’s going to be a girl.

It brings to mind a few things: Can he fit a car seat in his sports car (when he gets his license back)? Will he finally buy furniture? Will this tame his need for speed? (And, ahem, hookers). And do any of these people even know what contraceptives are? I mean, babies are awesome and I adore them, but bringing a new life into the world is a very big deal, IMHO. Now that doesn’t mean that they haven’t seriously thought this through and…oh, who am I kidding? Anyhow, if it’s true, congrats to the happy couple and this has confirmed to me that I will definitely NOT be ingesting the water in Madrid. No way, no how.

– Lozil

19 Responses to “Baby Rumors: And This One Is A DOOZY!”

  1. realmadridlookbook November 22, 2013 at 7:17 pm #

    Just saw this! I still cannot believe it. haha. I wonder if he’ll be taking selfies with the baby. lol.

    • headbandsandheartbreak November 22, 2013 at 7:21 pm #

      Undoubtedly. I had a freak out when I saw that a few hours ago and was gagging to get home and make a post about it.

    • Lara November 22, 2013 at 7:37 pm #

      Quite frankly, I’d be disappointed if he didn’t.

  2. Ira November 22, 2013 at 7:47 pm #

    Seriously?! wow. I did not see this coming…I wonder who is next…

  3. futbolfan November 22, 2013 at 7:47 pm #

    Yaaaa….when I scrolled down to see the pic…..WHAT!?
    Woooweeee this is interesting

  4. maisoun November 22, 2013 at 9:06 pm #

    Ok I didn’t even consider Benz a possibility when I scrolled down…hmmm…can’t wait to see baby duckie 😛

    • jellyace November 22, 2013 at 9:50 pm #

      He was my first guess! But what happened? Did the condom rip? Oh, he probably doesn’t know what a condom is!

      Hopefully this will bring positive changes in his life and he will have many fatherhood mentors from the team to prod him into the right direction.

  5. Phédre November 23, 2013 at 3:51 am #

    Our handsome croissant isn’t exactly the brightest Gucci loafer in the store …

    • jellyace November 24, 2013 at 3:14 am #

      Hahaha! Witty!

  6. Anna November 23, 2013 at 7:50 am #

    No one knows her and now she jumps in our life with big news….I really don’t know what to think or to say

  7. Mimi November 23, 2013 at 9:00 am #

    Just how many baby news should we expect? This is seriously ruining my day dreams. Congrats to the parents to be, ALL of them, known and unknown. I am not going to open any more ‘bebe’ post, at least until next year.

  8. Christine November 23, 2013 at 9:01 am #

    Words escape me…and that’s rare!

  9. M November 23, 2013 at 9:59 am #

    Holy cow!! My jaw kinda dropped at this. Well, he’ll have to grow up a lot if this is true.

    What the heck is in the water btw?!! This is insane!!

    Congratulations to the couple. Hope they are very happy with the news. wow… I’m still in shock.

  10. JK November 23, 2013 at 12:29 pm #

    SO MANY BEBES! All we need now is for Clarice to take a sip in those waters, because DAMN I was hoping another baby Marcelo was coming into the world!

    • Mehreh November 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm #

      I am emotionally invested in clarice having a baby girl.

  11. Dia November 23, 2013 at 3:59 pm #

    She’s very pretty, hopefully the baby will look like her. Benz never did it for me.

  12. jellyace November 24, 2013 at 3:16 am #

    Oh, please, Karim! If it’s a girl, DO NOT name her Mercedes!

    • drea November 24, 2013 at 7:44 am #

      Hahahaha, or Porsche or Testarosa.

  13. drea November 24, 2013 at 7:46 am #

    This sounds like just a crazy rumor to me. Chloe? I was really hoping that girl had moved on and forgotten all about him. Of his girlfriends that we know about, she seemed the least thirsty. I remember how shy and uncomfortable she looked whenever the paps were around. If anyone was going to be a baby mama, I would think it would be the other one, the makeup artist whose name I cannot remember now.

    Anyhow, if it is true, congrats, I guess?

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