Call Of Duty: Shite Trousers Edition

22 Nov

3196520589_1_16_qDHdNSLFSergio & Cesc presented the new XBox one and let me tell you, the game console isn’t the only thing on that stage that’s going to provide hours of entertainment. Look carefully at Sergio’s crotch (Be honest, bish, that’s where you were lookin’ anyways!) Notice anything unusual? Yep, he’s rocking Frankenjeans! Let’s have a closer look.

tumblr_mwn2bz6n761qftb6ko1_500 tumblr_mwn2bz6n761qftb6ko2_500 Real Madrid玸 Sergio Ramos and Barcelona玸 Cesc Fabregas attend the new Xbox One presentation Real Madrid玸 Sergio Ramos and Barcelona玸 Cesc Fabregas attend the new Xbox One presentationThose ugly things probably cost more than my monthly rent and I live in New York City, people. Think about that for a moment. Someone paid bank for those. Someone (Sergio) looked at them and thought “How cool are those! I must have them!” And some designer (DSquared) thought “Hmmmm, how ridiculous can we make a pair of jeans look and still have Sergio Ramos and every other footballer wear them?” The mind boggles. Bet Alex Song has like 12 pairs of these with contrasting leather. I’m just shaking my head. This man has more money than (fashion) sense.

Here’s some more pictures of him and Cesc and the Frankenjeans having a grand old time playing Call of Duty.

Oy vey. It’s painful looking at those dreadful jeans. But I guess there’s something comforting about another Sergio fashion faux pas especially in light of the disconcerting Benz baby rumors. (Photos via GF Sports and gossip-and-foot)

– Lozil

10 Responses to “Call Of Duty: Shite Trousers Edition”

  1. Christine November 22, 2013 at 8:58 pm #

    I going out first thing tomorrow and locating these bad boys. I mean they have to have them here in NYC right? And in the female version, no? Oh wait I forgot this is 2013 and the Limited is no longer.

  2. Mehreh November 22, 2013 at 9:35 pm #

    I’d like to call for a moment of silence for cesc’s hair. Poor thing is thinning so fast, and so young!

  3. jellyace November 22, 2013 at 9:36 pm #

    He has the complete set of FrankenDuds (pun very intended)!

  4. camimadridista November 22, 2013 at 10:45 pm #

    The jeans are hideous, as are several other items in Sergio’s closet, but who cares about the clothes when you can take in that face and the smile!

  5. mygypsyspirit November 23, 2013 at 12:27 am #

    Please, no matter what happens… When I am managing Real Madrid someday, do NOT let me fall prey to the bad fashion sense! Let me have Xabi or Nagore as a mentor!

  6. Phédre November 23, 2013 at 2:57 am #

    So many fashion don’ts in one outfit! Just keep rocking that amazing smile and some of it might be forgiven … No not the pants, those should be burned. And I’m repeating myself: do not buy anything Dsquared ever again!

  7. Mimi November 23, 2013 at 9:03 am #

    So, who won the play?

  8. Jorzil November 23, 2013 at 4:45 pm #

    Sergios hair seems to resemble Pauly D’s in some of the photos.
    Oh lawd :O

  9. Natalie November 25, 2013 at 6:59 pm #

    Ow my eyes

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