You Know, This Scenario Is Not How I Pictured It…

10 Dec

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— Olivier Giroud (@_OlivierGiroud_) December 10, 2013

Whenever I’ve thought of Mesut and bedtime (which is actually a whole heck of a lot less than you’re probably imagining), this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. That boy dresses like I do to sleep (well, minus the shoes)! Seriously, he looks like he’s ready to curl up in his bed with his cat, a bowl of popcorn and watch re-runs of Ghost Whisperer and maybe flip through a few issues of Entertainment Weekly. (NOT THAT I DO THAT). What’s next? A picture of Giroud in his fuzzy slippers, oversized bathrobe and a schmatte to keep his hair in check? DO NOT KILL THE FANTASY, GENTLEMEN!

– Lozil

22 Responses to “You Know, This Scenario Is Not How I Pictured It…”

  1. Mehreh December 10, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

    i picture this as his out of town getup when he knows mandy is far away and can’t say,”THAT IS LESS SEXY THAN A SNUGGIE. STOP.” i also have a very distinct sense that giroud sleeps naked. if he doesn’t, he should. he should always be naked.

  2. mygypsyspirit December 10, 2013 at 5:49 pm #

    Well, it’s at least slightly better than what I imagine Sergio sleeps in when away on concentration…

    • Mehreh December 10, 2013 at 5:52 pm #

      dare i ask?

      • mygypsyspirit December 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

        I was going with bedazzled, pink, and pressed velvet…

    • headbandsandheartbreak December 10, 2013 at 5:57 pm #

      I kinda imagine it to be something like a LeBron James jersey covered in pave diamonds.

      • Mehreh December 10, 2013 at 6:07 pm #

        just barely covering his tush. i’m on board with this.

        • headbandsandheartbreak December 10, 2013 at 6:31 pm #

          Well, especially if he’s not wearing any pants. I would accept lame boxer briefs though.

          • jellyace December 11, 2013 at 8:09 am #

            I would have thought a gold lame speedo briefs with a Schwarovksi crystal pave crotch! And a matching gold lame short kimono bathrobe with SR4 emblazoned in crystals!

            • Mehreh December 11, 2013 at 9:46 am #

              he could definitely be a kimono guy. i support this theory as well.

          • Anonymous December 11, 2013 at 1:51 pm #

            with an eagle prominently placed, strategically of course

          • Dr. Heidi December 11, 2013 at 1:52 pm #

            With an eagle prominently placed, strategically of course.

            • Mehreh December 11, 2013 at 6:11 pm #

              i don’t know a woman in the world whose life goal isn’t to see the entire eagle tattoo.

              • headbandsandheartbreak December 11, 2013 at 9:12 pm #

                Well, you can see a picture of it in his book, but yeah, that’s so not the same thing! 🙂

      • Dia December 11, 2013 at 8:51 am #

        And socks. Knee socks. White with pink bedazzled stripes around the top.

  3. mygypsyspirit December 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm #

    I’ve decided that these are not Mesut’s “pyjamas” but that it is his disguise. He was attempting to sneak out to see Pipita “Lord of the Bromance”

    • jellyace December 12, 2013 at 9:36 am #

      I suspect these are his NY Yankees pajamas!

  4. jellyace December 11, 2013 at 8:11 am #

    So this is what he packs in his little LV trolley suitcase?

  5. Dia December 11, 2013 at 8:54 am #

    BTW, who’s the hottie in the yellow shirt?

  6. drea December 12, 2013 at 11:13 am #

    Somewhat OT, but I was told that Mesut was on guyswithiphones.com. So I looked. And yup, he’s there (the “suprise, I have abs now” photo). They don’t seem to know who he is, but he did get some nice comments and many “likes.” Oh, that photo… such a far cry from this pajama-sweats thing that I wouldn’t be surprised to find in my granddad’s closet. By the way, how does that site work? Aren’t the photos submitted? If so, who gave them Mesut’s? Hmmmm…

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