UPDATED: That Awkward Moment When You Match The Red Carpet

13 Jan

MessiAs promised, Messi’s red suit. This screenshot doesn’t show how horrifically shiny it is, but the next one gives you an idea.

Messi 2He’s the gift that keeps giving with these Ballon D’Or outfits, isn’t he? Sigh. And Alves & Neymar look like they’re wearing his past suits (purple velvet & polka dots respectively).

UPDATED: Here’s the full horror for your enjoyment.


Total Ballon Don’t.

UPDATE 2: Do you think he made Antonella dress in blue so they would be in Barca colors?


– Lozil

15 Responses to “UPDATED: That Awkward Moment When You Match The Red Carpet”

  1. Mehreh January 13, 2014 at 11:55 am #

    i don’t particularly care for dani alves as a person, but i respect his tacky, terrible style. he’s so confident about it! yes, wear those polka dot drop crotch pants. YES, wear a velvet tuxedo jacket in what is apparently an homage to hugh hefner. leo, on the other hand… just no.

  2. rosa January 13, 2014 at 12:53 pm #

    I’m sort of on the opposite site. I have a mad crush on Dani but must admit he has a problem with clothes. I just don’t get it. If I had a ton of money like they do, couldn’t you hire a personal shopper? And I cannot believe what Leo is wearing. Who got him that suit? Just sad, just sad.

  3. Patricia January 13, 2014 at 1:33 pm #

    In a total shocker, the best dressed IMHO are Ramos (formal) and Xavi (more business suit). Who would have thought?! Everyone else (with the possible exception of Philip Lahm and Thiago Silva, who both seem to be matching Xavi) looks a little flashy and tacky.

    • headbandsandheartbreak January 13, 2014 at 1:36 pm #

      The Ramos & Xavi both look great. I think Cristiano looks really good too (esp. compared to Messi).

  4. Miss_F January 13, 2014 at 1:37 pm #

    Oh dear! At first, I thought it was a nice maroon suit, you know a little different… Then I saw how shiny and metallic-y it really is! :/

  5. Natalie January 13, 2014 at 1:41 pm #

    Well her dress is pretty but he cannot dress himself. Why couldn’t she tell him to dress like a human being and not like someone from a toy section?

    • headbandsandheartbreak January 13, 2014 at 1:43 pm #

      Antonella looks lovely!

      • Laura Witrak January 13, 2014 at 2:10 pm #

        Messi’s next career: backup singer in Monte Carlo. Leo “The Little Lounge Lizard” Messi.

        • Christine C January 15, 2014 at 1:01 pm #


  6. Tatiana January 13, 2014 at 2:36 pm #

    Messi looks like a garden gnome in that suit. Not good.

  7. Nalicia January 13, 2014 at 2:57 pm #

    I’m not a violent person nor do I support the use of violence, but that red suit just makes me want to shoot him!
    What in the world made him think that he can pull that off when he barely looks decent in a black suit???!!!!

  8. Katie Ann January 13, 2014 at 6:12 pm #

    *snicker* Barca colors…

    Xavi does look good, though, I have to agree with everyone who’s pointed that out. We know I have an inexplicable infatuation with him anyway.

  9. jellyace January 13, 2014 at 11:34 pm #

    OMG! The Barca colors just killed it! And the point, dear Messi, would be?!?

    I see that many years after his death, Gaudi is still very present in Barcelona!

  10. number1barcachick January 14, 2014 at 4:33 pm #

    I must say CR7 looked sexy as F&*% and congrats on the win he really did deserve it now onto my rant, im asumming because Leo has a contract with D & G, they dressed him for the evening if so guy’s you are a haute fashion house and this is a Haute mess!!

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