Sexual Harrassment Panda And More

10 Feb

tumblr_n0s7hoI42a1qftb6ko1_500Arbeloa is bucking to win the Bad Touch Pichichi for Team Show Me On The Doll. SMDH. This team needs a visit from Sexual Harrassment Panda, stat. And G-Money, where is your hand going? I think you’re picking up some sketchy habits from your colleagues.

The team had their last training (although at this point, it’s hard to tell whether they’re practicing for the Copa Del Rey or the final of the Chester the Molester Cup) before facing Atleti tomorrow.

Enjoy this little video of Sergio making a save and being totally dorky about it. And of course, some training action…

624-153-_HES7739Thumb,8FROM REALMADRID.COM

Ancelotti: “We have a significant advantage but we need to play with the same focus as in the first leg to avoid any problems”
by Alberto Navarro

“It will be difficult because they are very strong but we shouldn’t change our philosophy and we have to play with intensity to have possession”, said the Real Madrid coach in the press room

Carlo Ancelotti appeared in the press room at Real Madrid City the day before the derby against Atlético Madrid. The Italian coach, who sent his congratulations to “the basketball team for the cup win and to Pablo Laso for the good job done”, said that “Cristiano Ronaldo and Varane will start and the entire squad are available”. He went on to speak about how they will approach the Copa del Rey semi-final second leg: “We have a significant advantage but we need to play with the same focus as in the first leg to avoid problems. We shouldn’t change our philosophy and we have to play with intensity to have possession. The best thing is to not to think about the lead that we have. It will be difficult because they are a very strong team”.

The Real Madrid coach also spoke about the intensity at which the derby will be played: “Matches between two teams from the same city are always more intense than normal. The only thing that we’ll talk about in the build-up to the match is about being well-prepared for it and trying to play well both defensively and in attack. It is not good preparing for a match thinking about not picking up any bookings, it is more important to focus on how we’re going to play”.

About the possibility of Pepe and Ramos, who are a booking away from suspension, not playing, he said: “We have no problems. Varane will play and one of the two of them will rest. Varane needs to play. He has everything it takes to be a good defender: quality, speed, tactical awareness, good positioning, enthusiasm … It is important that he has recovered well because the other centre-backs get a chance to rest”.

When asked about Cristiano Ronaldo and his suspension, he said: “He likes to play every match. We wish he could play in the next La Liga matches”. About Jesé, who took the Portuguese’s place in the starting line-up last Saturday against Villarreal, and his spectacular start to the year, he said: “It is impossible to think of a place in the starting eleven for the whole season. He is important for this squad, as are Bale, Benzema and Cristiano Ronaldo. I am lucky that there are lots of matches throughout the season and I can sort out the problem of which players get to start”.

In reference to whether he is being unfair to Isco, he said: “It is a difficult question to answer because I’m not here to work for a specific player, but rather to do the best for Real Madrid. Sometimes I cannot be the fairest with some players and it is normal that he is not happy. I wouldn’t like it if a player was happy about not playing. He has to have the desire to play and I hope that by the end of the season, he and everyone else can say that he was important for the team. He did very well at the start of the season and I have no doubt about how talented he is”.

The Italian coach also had words of praise for how Modric is playing this season: “I haven’t focused on anything in particular with him in training, but he is a great player. He is more comfortable this year because he has adapted to Spanish football and he is playing really well in midfield”. When asked about the closely fought battle at the top of the La Liga table, he was clear: “We’re doing well. We are playing consistently and are keen to do well in all competitions. It is an important part of the season and right now we have the same chance to win the league as the other two teams”.

Regarding the level of the referees in Spain, he said: “When there is more pressure, it is more difficult to do the job. In Spain and Italy it is the same, but in England it easier to referee because there is less pressure. It is more difficult here”. Finally, about Atlético Madrid player Juanfran’s recent comments about referees making things tough for his team, he said: “I think it is more a matter of getting lucky or unlucky decisions sometimes”.

The following players have been called up:

Goalkeepers: Casillas, Diego López and Jesús.
Defenders: Sergio Ramos, Pepe, Varane, Arbeloa, Carvajal, Coentrão, Marcelo and Nacho.
Midfielders: Xabi Alonso, Illarra, Isco, Bale, Casemiro, Modric and Di María.
Forwards: Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema, Morata and Jesé.

It’s going to be interesting tomorrow. Atleti is going to be missing Courtois, Diego Costa, David Villa, Koke and Filipe Luis. Wowsers.

Pepe is the newest player to be featured in the Movistar ad.

Here’s a few leftover pictures from Cristiano’s birthday party. His sister Katia performed.

I love the picture of Cris, Jr & Irina. So sweet! (Additional training shots via GF Sports and Cris party photos via vivacristianoronaldo)

– Lozil

5 Responses to “Sexual Harrassment Panda And More”

  1. Tatiana February 10, 2014 at 5:49 pm #

    OMG that first picture 😀 G-money’s facial expression and trying to grab Arbie’s arse makes it perfect. He is learning well from team’s resident pervert – I hope they all will!

  2. Mehreh February 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm #

    real madrid: making it entirely too easy for us to perv on/ship them. i still have not recovered emotionally from morata mooning ramos of a few weeks ago.

  3. Anonymous February 10, 2014 at 7:24 pm #

    Look at G-money backing that thang up 🙂

  4. Anonymous February 11, 2014 at 2:39 am #

    Leave it to me to notice what training exercise they were doing during all the ‘touching’ *sigh*
    Sometimes I have no imagination

  5. Phédre February 11, 2014 at 12:35 pm #

    I love this bunch of touchy dorks!

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