Your Life Choices, Sergio: Examine Them

10 Mar

tumblr_n26qp2K2fN1qftb6ko1_500Yes, we won and kept a clean sheet yesterday, but everyone seemed laser focused on Sergio’s newest hairdo during the match. ::shaking my head::  Sigh. He will do what he will do. I’m also side eyeing the additions to his tattoo. It’s getting more challenging by the second. As long as he doesn’t touch his chest, I’ll tolerate it.  I still haven’t forgiven DAgger for defacing his fabulous chesticles.

tumblr_n26u0wDUo11qftb6ko1_500Yeah, not especially feeling the new faux hawk and that cross earring just smacks of vintage Billy Idol. But let’s count our blessings, it could be so much worse: at least it’s not the bleachtastrophe and he’s still got his sex beard.

For those of you that dream of having The Ramos close to your nether regions,  you now have a golden opportunity to make that a reality. Watishista Nadeen found this and sent it along.

tumblr_n27pbfuHwB1rg2se2o1_1280I got my Google Fu working and found the Ebay listing for your convenience.  I’m servicey that way.

Now I’m imagining Sergio re-bleaching his hair and covering this.  Heavens forbid.

– Lozil

13 Responses to “Your Life Choices, Sergio: Examine Them”

  1. Dr. Heidi March 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm #

    C’mon Sergio, you’re going to be a daddy….set an example! Can you imagine him playing with the baby’s tresses to match daddy’s? OY! Will the kid have hair gel in his diaper bag? Why oh why can’t Sergio just go back in time and FREEZE! stay how he was at the Euro 2012? Absolute perfection…

  2. Phédre March 10, 2014 at 2:24 pm #

    I’m going to try to only see the positive here: it’s better than the bleach and he is running around half naked…

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 10, 2014 at 2:26 pm #

      Half nakedness is always the spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down with The Ramos. I think he knows it too! 😉

  3. CinematiqueChic March 10, 2014 at 2:46 pm #

    It’s really a shame this came too late for him to go up against himself in the Tishies “Haircut Heard Around the World” category. That would have been a good showdown.

    This hair actually doesn’t bother me THAT much. But the hair with the earring just… no. You are about to be responsible for another human. Pull yourself together!

  4. jellyace March 10, 2014 at 2:48 pm #

    Didn’t he hear our groans when Benzema tried this with the legendary dead animal? Why oh why? Maybe this is his last hair fling before becoming a papa.

    • Dr. Heidi March 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm #

      I half expect a pair of tiny claws to crawl out of that pelt…..and the tatts are distracting me from those sculpted arms and that chest and of course, the legendary abs. That is never supposed to happen….

      • jellyace March 12, 2014 at 2:07 am #

        Hahaha! The imagery of the claws peeping from under that pelt! You poor dear! Seems like he is trying everything he can to turn you off. Maybe it’s a sign?

        • Dr. Heidi March 12, 2014 at 10:45 am #

          I know, between Pilar, the baby, the tatts, the hair, the earring…..oh Sergio, you are truly testing my hormones…’s almost 2 years of obsession for me, and I know if I ever get the chance to see him up close again, I will still shudder and shake, with a side of drool…..still love that man, although he is killing me slowly.

  5. Tatiana March 10, 2014 at 3:44 pm #

    Oh you beauty Sergio, why do you want to ruin your looks in all possible ways 😦 I used to like his tattoos, they added a sexy bad boy look to him. But now there are way too many of them and his arms look like a colourful mess. And that hair + earring, noo… Have to find some soothing Xabi pictures to cleanse my palate!

  6. Alice March 10, 2014 at 3:59 pm #

    Agree with the “running around half naked” sentiment. Hey, if Guti can do it so can Sergio (the whole tats, questionable fashion sense and good parenting thing). Speaking of Serg, is anyone heading out to D.C. to catch the Spain match? I’m going but I haven’t been able to locate a presale code so I can get tix before the general public sale. If anyone knows anything it would be grately appreciated!

  7. drea March 10, 2014 at 4:59 pm #

    I don’t really mind the faux hawk so much. Being the man of misguided trends that he is, he probably saw Brad Pitt’s current ‘do and felt that it was just the thing for him… without really realizing that Brad’s hair is for a movie.

    Is the ink getting more colorful? Or is that just a retouch? At some point I hope he links that stuff all together because right now, he kinda looks like a sticker album. As long as he doesn’t get a bling thing like Agger’s on his chest or a somewhat disturbing back piece a la Kaepernick, I can live with the ink.

    But the thing that is irritating me right now is that freakin’ earring. Yeah, I know the 80s/90s are back, again, but that one-sided dangling earring thing on men is NOT the thing to bring back, Sergio!

    All that being said, por favor señor, more shirtless photo ops! Gracias. 😀

  8. PMom_GA March 10, 2014 at 10:21 pm #

    OT – doubles!

    • Charliechaz March 10, 2014 at 10:24 pm #

      Wow…the likeness is scary

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