Your 2013 Tishies Winners! (Divisions I-III)

15 Mar

whip1The voting was fast and furious this year! Without further ado, here are your 2013 Tishies winners for Divisions I-III. Wa-tish!


Cutest Couple – Fernando Torres & Olalla Dominguez Liste 

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Cutest Kid(s) – Nora & Leo Torres Dominguez
Leo & Nora Torres whomped the category with 53% of the vote. Last year’s winner Enzo Vieira came in second with 14%

Favorite ‘Baller Family – The Torres Dominguez Family (Fernando, Olalla, Nora & Leo)

Torres dominguez familyTeam Torres-Dominguez reigned supreme for the second year in a row with 54%.  Marcelo, Clarice & Enzo tied for second with Xabi, Nagore, Jon, Ane & Emma at 9%

Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Olalla Dominguez Liste (Fernando Torres)

Fernando-Torres-wife-Olalla-Torres-daughterWow, do you guys love this family! Olalla repeated last year’s title with 43% of the vote.  Xabi’s love, Nagore Aranburu got 11% of the vote.

Favorite Pet(s) – Doce & Uno Casillas (Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero)

Doce and Uno CasillasIker & Sara’s puppies took the crown with 44%.  Marcelo & Clarice’s menagerie had 25%

Most Anticipated Baby of 2014 – Baby Ramos

its-a-boyHands down, you can’t wait to see the offspring of Sergio Ramos & Pilar Rubio.  A whopping 75% of you are waiting with bated breath for those first hideous sequined neon animal print onesies and Louis Vuitton booties. I can’t say that I blame you. Baby Isco got 18%.


The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby – Harper Beckham
Miss Harper took her namesake category from last year’s winner, Enzo Viera, with 34% of the vote. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr was in second with 24% (Look at her tiny floral Doc Martens!)

Haircut/Hair Horror Heard Round The World – Sergio Ramos Bleachjobtumblr_mqnx846KYO1rdg4zpo1_500Nothing could top the Bleachpocalypse. 48% of you shared our rage and sorrow while 25% found the dead cat on Karim Benzema’s head a more egregious sin.

Best Style – Xabi Alonso

No question about it. Xabi easily repeated last year’s win with 47% of the vote while Zizou was a distant runner up with 13%

Worst Style – Sergio Ramostumblr_n0w3c2Hw0E1rmsk02o1_500 (1)Sergio and his fashion ‘stylings’ were the repeat victors with 32% Dani Alves was the runner up with 18% 

Sex Beard of the Year – Xabi Alonso

xabi_emidio_tucciAmazing! Xabi beat out Sergio by ONE  vote.  Closest Tishies margin EVER.

Best Kit – Real Madrid
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You are a loyal group. Our home kit took 45% of the vote. The US Men’s National Team Centennial kit  came next with 13%

Worst Kit – Barcelona Away (Tequila Sunrise)Barcelona-2012-2013-kitFor making eyes bleed the world over, 50% of you thumbed your nose at Barca’s legendary “Tequila Sunrise” away kit.  Napoli’s camouflage kit came in second with 16%


Most Entertaining Pitchside Coach – Jose Mourinho (Chelsea)
repeats last year’s victory with 52% of the vote. Jurgen Klopp (Borussia Dortmund) came in second with 33%

Most Mercurial Manager/Coach – Jose Mourinho (Chelsea)
This is a new category and Mou swept it too (58%). Pep Guardiola (Bayern Munich) got 21% for second place.

Best Goalkeeper -Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)Real Madrid CF v Real Club Celta de Vigo - Copa del ReyIker is well loved (41%), that’s for sure. Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich) beat out DLo by 2 votes to take a distant second place (13%).

Best Defender – Sergio Ramos  (Real Madrid)Sergio+Ramos+Real+Madrid+v+Manchester+United+Jb3L1lS8KDhxCaptain Hot Pants (and Hot Hair Mess) is your favorite defender (37%). The Baby (Raphael Varane) took second with 18% of the vote.

Best Midfielder – Xabi Alonso  (Real Madrid)xabi-alonso
Our bossy midfield general Xabi took a packed category with 21% of the vote. Lady Edith (aka Luka Modric) came in second with 12% a scant two votes more than Mesut Ozil of ::sob:: Arsenal.

Best Forward – Cristiano Ronaldo  (Real Madrid)Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo celebrates after scoring his second goal against Sevilla during their Spanish first division soccer match in Madrid
No doubt in your mind! CR7 took 40% of the vote while the mighty Zlatan Ibrahimovic came no nearer than 11% for second place. I don’t think Zlatan will be sending Cristiano another t-shirt when he hears about this.

The Transfer Heard Around The World – Mesut Ozil (Real Madrid to Arsenal)

article-2411009-1B9F8F39000005DC-392_634x624I still find this painful to talk about. Mesut to Arsenal shocked 44% of you as well.  G-Money’s journey from Tottenham to Real Madrid had 33% of you freaking out.

Best Celebration Antics – Cristiano Ronaldo Commander Salute

1383175916_extras_mosaico_noticia_1_g_0Any celebration that thumbs its nose at Sepp Blatter is bound to be popular. 36% of you loved Cristiano’s commander salute. Cristiano was the king of celebrations because his roll on the turf with Mesut beat out his hat trick against Sweden hijinks by just 2 votes for second (19%).

And that’s it for the winners of the first three divisions! The rest  of the Tishie winners will be published tomorrow.  You can check out last year’s winners here.

– Lozil

2 Responses to “Your 2013 Tishies Winners! (Divisions I-III)”

  1. CinematiqueChic March 17, 2014 at 6:24 pm #

    There is clearly a Torres family conspiracy. But Iker winning Best Keeper is legit.

  2. Katie Ann March 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm #

    Just have to compliment your choices in Mou photos. Perfection.

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