Your 2013 Tishies Winners! (Divisions I-III)

The voting was fast and furious this year! Without further ado, here are your 2013 Tishies winners for Divisions I-III. Wa-tish!

DIVISION I: ‘BALLER FAMILIES

Cutest Couple – Fernando Torres & Olalla Dominguez Liste 

Reigning champs Nando & Olalla took the crown again with a whopping 55% The only couple that came close were Marcelo & Clarice with 11%

Cutest Kid(s) – Nora & Leo Torres Dominguez
Leo & Nora Torres whomped the category with 53% of the vote. Last year’s winner Enzo Vieira came in second with 14%

Favorite ‘Baller Family – The Torres Dominguez Family (Fernando, Olalla, Nora & Leo)

Team Torres-Dominguez reigned supreme for the second year in a row with 54%.  Marcelo, Clarice & Enzo tied for second with Xabi, Nagore, Jon, Ane & Emma at 9%

Favorite Player Spouse/Partner – Olalla Dominguez Liste (Fernando Torres)

Wow, do you guys love this family! Olalla repeated last year’s title with 43% of the vote.  Xabi’s love, Nagore Aranburu got 11% of the vote.

Favorite Pet(s) – Doce & Uno Casillas (Iker Casillas & Sara Carbonero)

Iker & Sara’s puppies took the crown with 44%.  Marcelo & Clarice’s menagerie had 25%

Most Anticipated Baby of 2014 – Baby Ramos

Hands down, you can’t wait to see the offspring of Sergio Ramos & Pilar Rubio.  A whopping 75% of you are waiting with bated breath for those first hideous sequined neon animal print onesies and Louis Vuitton booties. I can’t say that I blame you. Baby Isco got 18%.

DIVISION II: FASHION (OR LACK THEREOF)

The Harper Seven Beckham Award for Best Dressed Baby – Harper Beckham

Miss Harper took her namesake category from last year’s winner, Enzo Viera, with 34% of the vote. Cristiano Ronaldo Jr was in second with 24% (Look at her tiny floral Doc Martens!)

Haircut/Hair Horror Heard Round The World – Sergio Ramos BleachjobNothing could top the Bleachpocalypse. 48% of you shared our rage and sorrow while 25% found the dead cat on Karim Benzema’s head a more egregious sin.

Best Style – Xabi Alonso

No question about it. Xabi easily repeated last year’s win with 47% of the vote while Zizou was a distant runner up with 13%

Worst Style – Sergio RamosSergio and his fashion ‘stylings’ were the repeat victors with 32% Dani Alves was the runner up with 18% 

Sex Beard of the Year – Xabi Alonso

Amazing! Xabi beat out Sergio by ONE  vote.  Closest Tishies margin EVER.

Best Kit – Real Madrid

You are a loyal group. Our home kit took 45% of the vote. The US Men’s National Team Centennial kit  came next with 13%

Worst Kit – Barcelona Away (Tequila Sunrise)For making eyes bleed the world over, 50% of you thumbed your nose at Barca’s legendary “Tequila Sunrise” away kit.  Napoli’s camouflage kit came in second with 16%

DIVISION III: ACTUAL FOOTBALL STUFF

Most Entertaining Pitchside Coach – Jose Mourinho (Chelsea)

Mou repeats last year’s victory with 52% of the vote. Jurgen Klopp (Borussia Dortmund) came in second with 33%

Most Mercurial Manager/Coach – Jose Mourinho (Chelsea)
This is a new category and Mou swept it too (58%). Pep Guardiola (Bayern Munich) got 21% for second place.

Best Goalkeeper -Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)Iker is well loved (41%), that’s for sure. Manuel Neuer (Bayern Munich) beat out DLo by 2 votes to take a distant second place (13%).

Best Defender – Sergio Ramos  (Real Madrid)Captain Hot Pants (and Hot Hair Mess) is your favorite defender (37%). The Baby (Raphael Varane) took second with 18% of the vote.

Best Midfielder – Xabi Alonso  (Real Madrid)
Our bossy midfield general Xabi took a packed category with 21% of the vote. Lady Edith (aka Luka Modric) came in second with 12% a scant two votes more than Mesut Ozil of ::sob:: Arsenal.

Best Forward – Cristiano Ronaldo  (Real Madrid)
No doubt in your mind! CR7 took 40% of the vote while the mighty Zlatan Ibrahimovic came no nearer than 11% for second place. I don’t think Zlatan will be sending Cristiano another t-shirt when he hears about this.

The Transfer Heard Around The World – Mesut Ozil (Real Madrid to Arsenal)

I still find this painful to talk about. Mesut to Arsenal shocked 44% of you as well.  G-Money’s journey from Tottenham to Real Madrid had 33% of you freaking out.

Best Celebration Antics – Cristiano Ronaldo Commander Salute

Any celebration that thumbs its nose at Sepp Blatter is bound to be popular. 36% of you loved Cristiano’s commander salute. Cristiano was the king of celebrations because his roll on the turf with Mesut beat out his hat trick against Sweden hijinks by just 2 votes for second (19%).

And that’s it for the winners of the first three divisions! The rest  of the Tishie winners will be published tomorrow.  You can check out last year’s winners here.

– Lozil