I love that once the title is secured, we know exactly what to expect next….locker room dancing, heavily gif’d shenanigans (bless the giffers!), and DRUNK XABI. A win just wouldn’t be the same without the latter!
First stop, the locker room. Where Marcelo reigns as shower slipper’d dance king and everyone else are his lowly, offbeat, subjects….unless you’re Adebayor, then you’re right up there with the best! Ok, Sergio may be on beat, but his moves are definitely NOT without cringe factor.
Work it, work it, get it Marcelo!
Uh huh! Wait…Benz, no, no, NO! Stop!
Seems normal enough right? Nope. You’ll see in the video below, Sergio’s giving us the “Heyyy, Hoooo, Heyyyy, Hooooo!” More like “Heyyyyy, NOOOOOOO!”
I can’t even with this one, it makes me laugh so hard though!
And then there are the silent, “It’s never gonna happen” types, but we still love you guys!
In what was probably the only down moment in the locker room, Sergio FaceTimed with Jese so he could be part of the celebration. 😦 I’m sure that moment was all too bittersweet for him. They shoulda just made a pit stop to Jese’s house, picked him up, and propped him up on the bus to join in on the fun. Though I’m sure Drunk Xabi + Drunk Morata + a wheelchair, would’ve resulted in a lot of scary moments for Jese 
Memorable locker room moments? Check. To the bus!
My FAVORITE moment of the night. Xabi dancing so hard you know he coulda taken someone out with one of those shoulder thrusts! When you’re perfect all year round, you more than deserve to get down and ooglay dance.
Iker’s date with Cibeles.
Don’t mind the butt crack…
Pics and Gifs via concretar, gfsports, tfortravis, omaradly-madridista, & withbalerion.
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HALA MADRID!!!
HALA CAMPEONES!!!
-Maisougio
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Drunk Morata is officially my new favorite part of the celebrations– Drunk Xabi needed the company and Morata DELIVERED. Bless ’em both.
They’ve got Drunk Fabio as well!
I think Jese is still in Germany getting treated.
And I just realized the WAGs whose husbands were injured or most likely not going to play even came to the game. Thats so sweet!
I have so many things…
1) San “Never Nude” is showing a LOT of leg!!! (And he may rival my paleness)
2) The photo of DLo popping the champagne is glorious in SO many ways!
a) DLo’s face
b) Xabi’s back
c) Is Morata gaping at Xabi’s chest?!
3) Karim pouring champagne into Varane’s mini-copa… Why is that adorable?
4) Bale is effing adorable. I really really love him.
5) Arbeloa’s sex beard is getting out of control (In my dreams it’s lovely, however)
6) I effing love drunk Xabi
7) The world needs more drunk Morata
8) I’m actually pretty sure that Arbeloa and Isco were also completely toasted
9) D Lo too
10) HALA MADRID!!!!
GAH! I formatted that like an outline and it didn’t hold my formatting! 😦
It looks like Sergio may have taken the ‘do not let go of the Copa’ instructions seriously…. He never seems to be far from it.
I suspect he’s the same way with the karaoke microphone!