Perhaps. But I Bet Zlatan Is Side Eyeing You Pretty Damn Hard.

19 May

10309025_495048100595192_7698457991617560928_nSo Mesut got himself a tattoo. As footballers tend to do. Everyone was squeeing about this since the tattoo artist posted a shot with him earlier this month. They were all aflutter wondering what it could be: a declaration of love for Sergio (or heck, even Mandy)? Something to do with football, family or his dogs? What could it possibly be?! Well, now you can see that his tat says “Only God Can Judge Me.”  Gee, what other footballer famously has the same saying inked on him? That’s right, it’s Zlatan. It epitomizes his very Zlatan-ness.

zlatan tatSigh. I don’t think that’s what Ibra meant when he said “Dare to Zlatan.” However, maybe we can look forward to Mesut referring to himself in the third person, hunting in Sweden and kung fu kicking teammates and opponents alike? That might be fun.

(Ozil tat photo via Mesut Ozil Support)

– Lozil

11 Responses to “Perhaps. But I Bet Zlatan Is Side Eyeing You Pretty Damn Hard.”

  1. Anna May 19, 2014 at 12:00 pm #

    Sorry but I thought that is forbidden for muslim make tattoo….or am I wrong?

    • mygypsyspirit May 19, 2014 at 3:03 pm #

      It’s also forbidden for Christians to get tattoos but they do it all the time. It’s also forbidden for Muslims to drink alcohol… That hasn’t stopped the majority of our Muslim boys. It’s all about how you take your scripture (whether it’s the Bible, Quran, etc)

      • Anna May 19, 2014 at 4:24 pm #

        As in all things you can follow the rules you want…for Muslims and for Christians. For Christians it’s not forbidden to’ make tattoo and neither drink, it’s better not to do it, but I’m free to do it

        • mygypsyspirit May 19, 2014 at 6:07 pm #

          Yeah, forbidden was a bad choice of a word. But there is a passage in the bible somewhere about not marking your body. It’s been years since I’ve read it. But my father likes to quote it at me every time I make mention of my next tattoo.

        • Anonymous July 8, 2014 at 7:05 pm #

          according to the old testament,it is forbidden for christians to drink alcohol,it is the new scriptures edited by mankind that changed the truth…go and rethink your facs

    • haliza June 16, 2014 at 10:16 am #

      Yes you’re right 🙂 In islam we cant make tattoo or drink alcohol. Its a sin. In Al-Quran said as a muslim you cant make a tattoo, yes it forbidden for a muslim to make tattoo

  2. Kristine Maiello May 19, 2014 at 12:04 pm #

    Oh my. Don’t get me wrong. Mesut is awesome, but that tat does not fit him.
    Zlatan is a god.

  3. Kate May 19, 2014 at 7:21 pm #

    Oh, Mesut. That is silly. In far better Ozil news, anyone know who the adorable baby he’s kissing on Instagram is?

  4. hopechaser May 19, 2014 at 10:58 pm #

    The tattoo just seems so, I don’t know, immature on him? When Low et al were suggesting he needs to work on his body language, he seems to have misunderstood and set about proving them right.


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