Cue The Bondage Jokes

4 Jun


Here’s Sergio seeing how fast he can tie a tie for Hugo Boss. One can only imagine the bondage scenarios that are flying through your filthy little minds right now (or is that just me?) Guesses are that many of them are Sernando-related since they’ve been snuggling up on national team duty.

Here’s a couple more Hugo Boss shots.
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loffit_que-hace-grande-a-sergio-ramos_03Nice, eh? Sergio’s had the opportunity to look stunning in a suit as La Roja had their official pictures taken.

I like his little royal/pageant wave in this next shot. Sergio Ramos for Miss America!

"Who let this guy in here? SECURITY!"

” Umm, hahaha, sure… Who let this guy in here? SECURITY!”

Costa aside, the Sernando love was strong. They were giggling and Sergio was giving massages & pats. The love is back, people!

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Training featured Sergio giving good head(er) and Nando jumping (for his love). Pepe Reina seems to approve.

And look who is trying to move in on Nando!

“Hey Baby, you come here often?” “Erm….”

So Sergio, what do you think about Diego Costa trying to move in on your man?
tumblr_n6lvoezMkR1r6fem0o3_500tumblr_n6lvoezMkR1r6fem0o4_500tumblr_n6lvoezMkR1r6fem0o2_500tumblr_n6lvoezMkR1r6fem0o1_500Yeah that’s pretty much what I thought you’d say. If I were Costa, I’d sleep with one eye open. Sese don’t mess around when it comes to Nando.

Again, apologies for the drive by posting. I’m kinda struggling right now with physical therapy and I’m feeling pretty crummy. I’ll try to catch up on posts. Still so many bits & bobs to get up here.

(Photos via Hugo Boss, GF Sports & FY Sernando)

– Lozil

9 Responses to “Cue The Bondage Jokes”

  1. jellyace June 5, 2014 at 12:17 am #

    Lozil, I love this post! Thank you for some Sernando; it’s been a while. Hang in there with your PT and it really is true when they say “no pain, no gain.”

  2. Anonymous June 5, 2014 at 1:06 am #

    I absolutely love the shots of Nando jumping. The comp is effing phenomenal. I’ve been swooning over them all day.

    -mygypsyspirit

  3. M June 5, 2014 at 2:28 am #

    Hope you feel better soon!!

  4. Christine June 5, 2014 at 2:54 am #

    Thank you, I will be swooning all day. Ahhhh sweet love. :). Feel better soon and hang in there!

  5. Anonymous June 5, 2014 at 8:49 am #

    And people say true love doesnt exist!

  6. Laura Witrak June 5, 2014 at 11:40 am #

    LOZIL! You WILL get through this. And thank you for the post. Sigh. Those two. Also, what is happening with Ronaldo’s knee??

  7. Cosi June 5, 2014 at 9:33 pm #

    LOL epic sernando! i knew there’d be something on the blog to leave me with a goofy grin. Looks like Del Bosque approves, too, the way he’s smiling like a proud papi…. anyone else notice the Villa/Xabi love in that gif as well??

    Lozil, any advice on where/how to stalk the lads? I’m here a few weeks and am taking a bus down to DC tomorrow for the match!!!!!!! But have no idea where to look other than the Mandarin Oriental, lol!

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 6, 2014 at 2:17 pm #

      Well, they were shopping at Victoria’s Secret yesterday. Leave it to Sergio to find a mall! 😉 Have a great time!

  8. jellyace June 7, 2014 at 7:23 am #

    I just noticed they have assigned seats on the plane with their names on the headrest flap. I like their personal pods on the plane!

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