World Cup 2014: Argentina Ships It!

11 Jun

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I was just about to go to sleep when I saw this little bit from the Daily Mail. Argentina’s roommate list was leaked and it’s got some famous bromantic pairs represented. Kun & Messi are together (2/3 of that epic bromantic trio with Pipita). They’ll have to make do without their bootylicious third man because he’s back with his original bro-love Ezequiel Garay. Higuaray makes everything else pale in comparison for Pipa. His devotion is unwavering. (Somewhere in Brazil, Albiol is throwing a massive pout because not only does he not have Pipita, he’s missing his boo Arbeloa as well. Maybe he’ll try to steal Silva from Villa? I’d like to see that bitch fight!) Angel is hanging with Lavezzi and as far as Argentina goes, the role of Karim Benzema: Forever Alone will be played by Fernando Gago, who has a single room.  Or perhaps it’s like one gigantic Argentine dorm and he’s the RA? And they all get up to wacky, sexy hijinks?  Sounds like the plot of some bad Cinemax After Dark film.

And on that note, g’night.

– Lozil

2 Responses to “World Cup 2014: Argentina Ships It!”

  1. M June 12, 2014 at 12:51 am #

    Lol the fanfic practically writes itself!!

  2. jellyace June 12, 2014 at 12:55 am #

    Awwww Higuaray forever! I’m surprised they did not give Messi (he’s the captain, right?) his own room, but maybe it’s because they needed Kun to guard Leo and his bulimic spasms.

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