World Cup 2014: I Just Can’t Even With This Tattoo

25 Jun

2.bildRemember last month when I was ragging on Mesut for getting the same words tattooed on him as Zlatan? Well, I’ve finally seen the whole tattoo and I must tell you, it’s worse than I could have possibly imagined. You may need some eye/brain bleach for the utter cheesiness. 

tumblr_n7ovq1T7ox1r6ibubo1_r1_500 The photo which came via aaronjramseys, shows us this Lion King horrorshow and I had to blow it up to 200% in order to get the full nightmarish effect.

256_900Yes, it is a lion at sunset. Apparently a crying lion. Or maybe it’s just a super conveniently placed Ozil sweat trail but either way, UGH. Congrats Mesut, you’ve managed to out tacky Sergio in the tat department and that’s certainly saying something.

What a day it was. Italy’s out of the World Cup, muthafukkin’ Chompers took a bite out of Chiellini (and needs a nice long ban – why isn’t there a third strike rule for biting?!)  and then I log on and see this shit. I think it’s time to go to bed and start fresh tomorrow.

– Lozil

10 Responses to “World Cup 2014: I Just Can’t Even With This Tattoo”

  1. Natalie June 25, 2014 at 1:14 pm #

    why on earth?!?!?! i bet it was sergios influence to get it, the philosophy of “the bigger the better”. (face palm)

  2. BBL June 25, 2014 at 1:40 pm #

    Only god can fudge me?

    • headbandsandheartbreak June 25, 2014 at 1:42 pm #

      LMAO! Yes, it certainly looks like it from that angle. It would have been awesome if he *had* put that on his tat.

  3. number1barcachick June 25, 2014 at 1:42 pm #

    I dont even know what to say :S

  4. Barbarossa June 25, 2014 at 4:07 pm #

    I don’t know why these men get their beautiful body tattooed like this. And this tattoo is awful. I want to unsee this.

    Imagine Suarez biting this tattooed shoulder. . . a real nightmare.

  5. jellyace June 25, 2014 at 4:26 pm #

    I would never get that design on a tee-shirt, much more a permanent tattoo! UGH!

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