King Bitchface von Sex Beard says he’s “Getting to know my new home…” and apparently that means hanging around outside the Mandarin Oriental. If you’re trying to keep a low profile, Villa, I suggest posing a less well known & easily identifiable location.
I’m absolutely delighted to see he’s brought his legendary fashion sense with him to New York (all the better to horrify the residents of my fair city). He must have heard that DSquared2 is opening it’s very first US store in Soho (no date as of yet). It can’t be a coincidence, right? Where DSquared goeth, DVilla followeth. So we’ll now know where to find all the Euro ‘ballers when they’re in town, right? Prepare to case 402 West Broadway on the regs when that store opens.
– Lozil
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*cackles*
on point, as always!
david i love you, but your fashion sense is bringing me down!
I would be so sad if he started dressing…less Villa.
I wonder how long it will take for him to give up his pink clothes and start wearing NY Basic Black?
I hope that never happens. I wear enough black for the both of us. I need my DVilla to stay peacockin’