World Cup 2014: Butt Hurt, For Reals

10 Jul

622_675942e3-b9e0-31f0-ad15-04184416f20dWe all know that Javier Mascherano went in low  to deny Arjen Robben, but at what cost?

Yes, you read that right. He tore his anus. Ouch! and Ew! and JFC!

Hope you appreciate Javier’s heroic sacrifice, Argentina. I could spend an hour making arse jokes, however, out of respect for poor Mascherano’s bunghole, I’ll let it go this time. Especially since the poor guy played on after taking a mighty wallop to the head earlier in the match. Totally not his day. Animo, Javier!  Here’s hoping your tuchis feels better real soon.

– Lozil

2 Responses to “World Cup 2014: Butt Hurt, For Reals”

  1. number1barcachick July 11, 2014 at 3:41 pm #

    Now that’s some heroic defending

  2. jellyace July 11, 2014 at 11:54 pm #

    He really put his butt on the line. (Sorry, Masche, I could not resist!)

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