Villa, What Are They Doing To You?

4 Mar


Well, it’s been unveiled and it’s even worse than I expected. This is just…poo.

Guaje, wearing appropriately distressed denim (as distressed as I am watching this  video, you may ask? Not possible!), as is his way. He manages to look both bemused and confused as his compatriots gleefully bop up and down around him. The more unhinged they get, the more sheepish he looks.  I just can’t even. If he leaves after one season, you’ll know why. I imagine he’s going to get some serious ball busting phone calls from Pepe Reina, Nando, Silva and a bunch of other former teammates. Can’t you just see Drunk!Xabi sitting in Munich snickering into a giant stein of beer right now? He’s probably overjoyed with this because it’s going to wipe the memory of him in lederhosen from everyone’s mind pronto. Stevie G is undoubtedly frozen in horror in front of his computer wondering if this is what is done as hazing to all new foreign arrivals to MLS. If they do something like this to Gerrard, I will weep for humanity.

I wonder if DSquared makes earplugs?

Sigh.

– Lozil

11 Responses to “Villa, What Are They Doing To You?”

  1. PMom_GA March 4, 2015 at 8:20 pm #

    A bit OT, but connected to MLS/NY FC:

    Xavi (the Barca guy) looks like he’s headed to NY FC come 2016….

  2. mygypsyspirit March 4, 2015 at 10:21 pm #

    He was in that Huecca videa a while back with Sergio and Pepe Reina (and my boo Jorge Lorenzo) but this was WAY worse. I don’t know how I made it through that. I barely recovered from my coughing fit after that.

  3. Katie Ann March 4, 2015 at 10:43 pm #

    I know what’s wrong with this: not nearly enough of da club, da beach, or da chiffon.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 5, 2015 at 2:30 pm #

      Yeah da Bronx, da stadium and da scarf just don’t have the same appeal, do they? XD

      • Katie Ann March 5, 2015 at 6:26 pm #

        Also? Shocking lack of rhythm in David Villa.

        • headbandsandheartbreak March 5, 2015 at 6:28 pm #

          I know, right? We know he can actually sing and dance so WTF? Maybe after listening to the song he decided not to waste his talents.

  4. kfunk22 March 8, 2015 at 6:54 am #

    the most shocking thing about this (and there are MANY) is villa towering over all 3 of his bandmates! and you are correct, lady: totally chumbawamba-esque.

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