I Kinda Give Up

29 Mar

tumblr_nloc96ncRx1qftb6ko1_500Thank you so much for the get well wishes. I’m doing better and will return to work tomorrow. I still don’t have a great deal of energy but I’m taking a break from doing my taxes (which is truly horrible) and thought I’d take a quick look at what I missed in the footy world. I kinda wish that I hadn’t. Sergio in a double breasted glen plaid suit just looks…wrong to me. But what really might make me sick again is this:

tumblr_nlot3vfbvX1tp29vio1_r1_500tumblr_nlot2zZd121tp29vio1_500WHERE DOES HE FIND THESE THINGS?!?!?! He wasn’t content with Frankencoat and Jeanssweater he needed Suitbomber?! And what designer looks at a suit coat and thinks “You know what would improve this? The knit cuffs and bottom of a bomber jacket! Voila!” And what idiot buys it? Sergio, that’s who. And it probably cost more than I make in a month. I’m not even going to get into his denim on denim action. Sigh.

And it’s nice to see that even though Villa’s no longer playing international football, his jeans are still attending call ups, albeit worn by Isco, one of his Sex Beard Disciples.

tumblr_nlor5sFODE1tp29vio3_r1_500I guess it’s like the Brotherhood of the Traveling Bleach Jeans. Cheer up Nacho! Your day will come.

And on that note, I’m heading back to shuddering over my taxes.

– Lozil

7 Responses to “I Kinda Give Up”

  1. kfunk22 March 29, 2015 at 10:58 pm #

    i saw a pic of that green jacket in passing the other day and didn’t think it was so bad. but now that i see the detailing, well… it’s like part women’s blazer, part members-only jacket.

    as for his other outfit, you need only say the words double breasted.

    • headbandsandheartbreak March 29, 2015 at 10:59 pm #

      Only Sergio…

      • jellyace March 30, 2015 at 8:36 am #

        I wonder what footwear Sergio wore with that double-breasted suit? I’m guessing spats.

        • Dr. Heidi March 30, 2015 at 9:23 am #

          You ladies actually saw the suit????? 🙂 I cannot move my eyes south of THAT FACE. I am eternally, hopelessly nutty for this guy!

          • headbandsandheartbreak March 30, 2015 at 1:37 pm #

            Well, we’ve been looking at his face for a loooong time so maybe some of the magic has worn off? But I kinda live for his clothing faux pas, so I have to look. 🙂

        • headbandsandheartbreak March 30, 2015 at 1:35 pm #

          *Totally* spats! Good call, jel!

  2. Katie Ann March 30, 2015 at 9:48 pm #

    I volunteer to rip all of the hideous clothing off his body. I’m just saying.

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