Hot For Teacher

31 May

c1Crispy is off on vacation in Saint-Tropez with his buddies hanging out on a yacht. As you do.  He took time out of his busy lounging schedule to teach the bros his famous goal celebration.

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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!” Ah Dorkiano, what would we do without you? Also? I think your friends may need remedial classes because they’re not even close to matching your style. To be honest, G-Money did it better, but then again, he’s been studying you very carefully. 😉

"Better take a shower and see if I can cool down a little bit."

“Better take a shower and see if I can cool down a little bit.”

Sorry, man, that ain’t gonna work – you’re just too hot.  Enjoy your vacation Cristiano – you’ve certainly earned it.

(Goal celebration pix via GF Sports)

– Lozil

11 Responses to “Hot For Teacher”

  1. mygypsyspirit May 31, 2015 at 11:00 pm #

    Fuck me running

    • headbandsandheartbreak May 31, 2015 at 11:02 pm #

      I’m sure he could. Cris is rather athletic. XD

      • jellyace May 31, 2015 at 11:16 pm #

        And he would climax with “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  2. Anonymous June 1, 2015 at 6:38 am #

    What a specimen….<3

  3. Dr. Heidi June 2, 2015 at 10:44 am #

    Holy crap….that torso, those legs…..*puddles*

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