Rainy Days & Frankencoats Always Get Me Down

2 Jun

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Man, Sergio is going to be so jealous when he sees that monstrosity that Karim is sporting, actually that should be monstrosities plural. The hat is wretched too. I know it’s raining here in NYC but jeez!

And seriously what is with our team and their love of Frankencoats?! This looks like the unholy union of a satin tour jacket from the 70s (or leather – hard to tell) and a varsity letterman’s coat. And the floppy headgear looks like the sun hat of a depressed Goth toddler. Sergio is sitting at home fuming that he didn’t get to this first. But if he had, it would have been in neon green or pink, because Sergio.

Looks like he’s enjoying his time in NYC. He was spotted eating at Coppelia at 5 AM with none other than Rihanna.

Coppelia is one of my fave places. Their mac & chiccaron is to die for (washed down with a Guayabera cocktail). Hey Mandi – this is the place that we went out to dinner when you first moved to NY. 🙂

This is the second time in the past week that one of my regular spots was invaded by paparazzi and famous people. Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris had date night at a place that Baby Girl & I frequent. Step off, A-listers! Leave some places for us regular folk! (And check out that video at the link. Can you imagine what it would be like to be photographed like that everywhere you went?) ::shudder::

– Lozil

3 Responses to “Rainy Days & Frankencoats Always Get Me Down”

  1. jellyace June 2, 2015 at 11:44 pm #

    Lemme guess…that Frankencoat? That was the “All of the Above” option, right?

  2. mygypsyspirit June 3, 2015 at 8:02 am #

    I still say you need to go get into a *throwsgangsigns* kickboxing class because he’d be there.

    • Mandy June 3, 2015 at 7:02 pm #

      I am laughing so hard! And with only one other person in a quite office space. My coworker (who doesn’t really know me) must think I am either totally creepy or absolutely bonkers. Thanks again ladies for all the giggles.

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