When watishista Dr. P mentioned this to me earlier, my squeals must have deafened my colleagues. AS (the Spanish paper) is reporting that Pirlo has accepted an offer to be NYC FC’s third designated player now that Xavi has signed to a Qatari club. If true, Saturday’s Champions League final would be his last game in a Juve shirt. (Go out on a win, Pirlo, per favore!)
I am delighted at the thought of Pirlo and his beard roaming the streets of my fair city, exuding cool. And his #PirloIsNotImpressed attitude is perfect for life in this ‘been-there-done-that’ metropolis. And who wouldn’t enjoy Drunk!Pirlo in any victory parades? (PS Shigs and I would appreciate if you convinced Gigi to join you at some point)
– Lozil
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Reeeeeally?!?!?! This needs to happen. And I need to run into him on the streets of New York (along with Villa… I also need to run into Villa) when I’m in the city.
I would ACTUALLY stalk the shit out of him. Gigi too.