Cristiano Tells Media To Back Off, Gets Animated

5 Jun

crisIn a rather unprecedented move, Cris made a video thanking fans for their support and chastising the media for talking trash about him and spreading rumors about him having new girlfriends. He usually lets this stuff roll off his back, which is why the video is rather surprising.

But I agree with the man – let him do his job. Back the fuck off.  I’m more concerned with that dumb ass hat he’s wearing than who he’s schtupping at the moment.

Cris also got animated in this trailer for a skateboard game with Hugo the Troll called Superstar Skaters. Is it any coincidence his video railing on the media comes out the day after he announces a video game being released where his avatar tries to evade a character called Paparazzi Pete? Hmmmm, I wonder…

I love the description: “Help Ronaldo and Hugo escape the sensation driven Paparazzi Pete in a fast-paced race through one of the most spectacular cities in the world, Las Vegas!

Vegas, eh? I wonder if there’s a little animated Ozil in the background poppin’ bottles with cartoon Samir Nasri? Because what’s a summer in Sin City without those two?

Ah, the drama!

– Lozil

One Response to “Cristiano Tells Media To Back Off, Gets Animated”

  1. Anonymous June 5, 2015 at 6:11 pm #

    Aawww, poor Cris. That was such a cute video. The media really does need to stop attacking the guy, the minute he’s single they bombard him with cheating scandals and new girlfriends. Seriously, just back off.

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