Confetti, Hideous Clothing & The Remedy

9 Jun

Gareth, his top knot, Drogs & David Luiz are featured in a new BT Sport Europe where they get blue and white confetti dumped on them. Guess Sergio must have seen it (“Shiny!!!!” he cooed with delight) and the color combo inspired him unleash his latest fashion faux pas.

Sergio Ramos (ESP), JUNE 8, 2015 - Football / Soccer : Spain players arrive at Ciudad del futbol de las Rozas in Las Rozas, Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Gtres/AFLO)

Sergio Ramos (ESP),
JUNE 8, 2015 – Football / Soccer :
Spain players arrive at Ciudad del futbol de las Rozas in Las Rozas, Madrid, Spain. (Photo by Gtres/AFLO)

Oooh child, that shirt is some nasty. I think he’s been raiding Pilar’s closet again. Looks like it might be one of her maternity tops and that chain? Ugh.

But Sergio, let James and Cristiano show you the one true way to remedy your fashion woes and that is shirtlessness.

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epa04790182 Portugal?s national soccer team's players Fontes (top left), Fabio Coentr鉶 (L) and Cristiano Ronaldo (R) during the training session in view of the upcoming match against Armenia at Tbilisi stadium, Georgia, 09 June 2015. Portugal will face Armenia in the UEFA EURO 2016 qualifying soccer match on 13 June 2015.  EPA/HUGO DELGADO

epa04790182 Portugal?s national soccer team’s players Fontes (top left), Fabio Coentr鉶 (L) and Cristiano Ronaldo (R) during the training session in view of the upcoming match against Armenia at Tbilisi stadium, Georgia, 09 June 2015. Portugal will face Armenia in the UEFA EURO 2016 qualifying soccer match on 13 June 2015. EPA/HUGO DELGADO

Yes, that is exactly how you do it. Let them be your spirit guides Sese. Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! (and please, burn it).

(Pics via GF Sports)

– Lozil

4 Responses to “Confetti, Hideous Clothing & The Remedy”

  1. Mandy June 9, 2015 at 11:17 pm #

    What is that?!?! That a not a shirt. It’s like a bad rug or sheet attempting to be a Frank Lloyd Wright impression. Good lord. What is wrong with him?
    Dear SR4-
    Shut your brain or your fashion tastes off and turn on your muscles. Problem solved.
    Sincerly You’re Welcome,
    Common Sense

  2. jellyace June 10, 2015 at 9:49 am #

    A bad sense of style and an unlimited budget are a combination that can only result in doom.

    • Dr. Heidi June 10, 2015 at 2:55 pm #

      It looks like the national flag for the land of misfit fashion…..

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