Cristiano Ronaldo: The World Is Not Enough

18 Jun

cristiano_ronaldo_videos_559Cris has gone interstellar! 

A group of scientists European Southern Observatory (ESO) recently discovered a distant galaxy and named it CR7. The galaxy’s full name is COSMOS Redshift 7 but the head of the team teaches at the University of Lisbon and said Cris was the true inspiration of the name.

According to the astronomers, the galaxy is three times brighter in terms of ultraviolet light emission that the previous titleholder, Himiko, which was thought to be one of a kind.

Cristiano Ronaldo: brightest star on earth, brightest galaxy in space. It’s fitting, no? He announced today that he will be releasing his own fragrance later this summer.

Zlatan could not be reached for comment. (But I assume that he’s fuming on his Swedish island).

– Lozil

2 Responses to “Cristiano Ronaldo: The World Is Not Enough”

  1. mygypsyspirit June 18, 2015 at 2:36 pm #

    First, that photo gets me EVERY FUCKING TIME! Oi!
    Second, I can’t help but giggle and wonder if my favorite fanboy had anything to do with this given his recent space dabblings lol

  2. Futbolfan June 18, 2015 at 10:20 pm #

    Wow. You know I always thought CR7 would be a perfect name for a sports car, particularly coz Cris is so fond of them. That would be the ultimate tribute to his speed and class, but LOL a galaxy ain’t so bad either, huh?

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