Tall and tiny, the Llama and the Care Bear. David & Juan bro it up at United and on La Roja.

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I just want to give Mata all the hugs in the world. He’s a precious unicorn that I want to protect.
I’ve said this before: David De Gea is the only thing capable of melting my cold, City-loving heart. Juan Mata is close, though.