Ding Dong The Dicks Are Dead*

21 Dec
Photo courtesy of AP

Photo courtesy of AP

*Well, Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini aren’t actually dead, but their careers certainly are. Glory hallelujah! It’s a Christmas miracle!

They both received an 8 year ban from anything football-related today. Blatter, as usual, was defiant, denied any wrong doing and said “I’ll be back.” I wouldn’t count on that, buddy.  He blamed the US for his drama saying that if we had been given the 2022 World Cup none of this would have happened. ::uncontrollable laughter:: Yes, that’s exactly what happened. America was just that butt hurt that we thought “Fuck it, let’s topple FIFA.” I mean, surely it had nothing to do with the bribery and corruption that has been the norm for years. Nothing. /sarcasm  Do I think this will solve FIFA’s issues? Hell no. But it’s a start.

– Lozil

3 Responses to “Ding Dong The Dicks Are Dead*”

  1. Anonymous December 22, 2015 at 7:06 pm #

    lmao. “Fuck it. Let’s topple FIFA”

  2. jellyace December 26, 2015 at 6:42 am #

    I cannot believe his defiance! He thinks he is unstoppable! Well, the higher they rise, the higher they fall…Blatter Splatter!

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