Dude Looks Like A Lady

Feliz por vestir está camiseta ! La seguire vistiendo con la misma ilusion que lo hice el primer partido. ✌🔝💪😆⚽👍 #pepe300 #halamadrid #realmadrid #umbro #workhard

A photo posted by Pepe (@official_pepe) on Jan 9, 2016 at 3:03pm PST

Um, is it just me or does Pepe look like he rolled out of bed late for his photo op with FloPeezy, freaked and grabbed the nearest clothes to throw on and they turned out to be Ana Sofia’s?

Because between those jeggings and that floaty lady version of Iker’s grandpa sweater, that’s the only reason I can imagine he’d be dressed like that.

Perhaps he was inspired by his visit to the circus last week where he held up a Salvador Dali-lookin’ dude who looks like he’s dressed as Sergio Ramos if Sese were a middle school principal’s secretary at the office Christmas party.

He podido disfrutar de una noche increíble en #circomundial ! Sois 🔝 #madrid #newyeariscoming

A photo posted by Pepe (@official_pepe) on Dec 29, 2015 at 5:46am PST

We’ll never know I guess. He still dresses better than Dani Alves.  Anyhow, congrats on 300 games, Pepe! (and next time, leave the jeggings home)

– Lozil