Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!
What an opportunity missed! It would have been a Walk Off of epic proportions. I mean, Cris? Sergio? Guti? Karim duckfacing like a pro? I am so sad. But it’s okay, it would have not gone well for Ben Stiller and he had a movie to promote. Our boys would have totally shown him up.
So where were they all?
Guti was chauffering Romina around Madrid. (You shouldn’t make out and drive, boo).
Karim was all forever alone on his private jet steps.
Sergio was off in London with Pilar seeing, I shit you not, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
And Cristiano, he was in Morocco (again) with his whole family.
And watishista hopechaser found this commercial that Cris did. It’s a bit, well, you just have to watch.
Here’s some adorable woobinses to make up for the sadness of not having a Zoolander vs. Real Madrid duckface battle.
Cris and Junior
Nacho, Maria and their little Alejandra
Marcelo and Liam
Karim & Melia
And this combo pix shows just how much Melia looks like her papa!
I thought I posted this video and these pix months ago, but apparently I didn’t. It’s too adorable (even though the song doesn’t exactly go along with the whole father/daughter unconditional love theme).
She’s just adorable.
Pepe’s cuties Angeli & Emily
Carlota, Alba & Raul
Luka, Vanja, Ivano & Ema
Nagore, Xabi, Jon, Ane & Emma
Calleti, Paula, India & Marta
Io sono un guerriero veglio quando è notte Ti difenderò da incubi e tristezze Ti riparerò da inganni e maldicenze E ti abbraccerò per darti forza sempre… Ti darò certezze contro le paure, Per vedere il mondo oltre quelle alture Non temere nulla io sarò al tuo fianco Con il mio mantello asciugherò il tuo pianto… E amore il mio grande amore che mi credi Vinceremo contro tutti e resteremo in piedi E resterò al tuo fianco fino a che vorrai Ti difenderò da tutto, non temere mai.. 🎶🎶🎶🎶💖💖💖
The Albiol Roig crew marching off to bed!
Sara’s baby bump is getting bigger!
And here’s Martin playing in the tub with Cristian Tello’s daughter Carlota.
They are apparently besties.
Martin is such a beautiful child. I bet Sara and Iker are so excited to give him a little sibling.
DLo & Iria’s adorable Bianca and Zoe.
Guti’s Enzo & Aitor
Muñecos os adoro! 👦🏻👱🏻😍#Repost @_aitorgutierrez with @repostapp. ・・・ un 11 de enero nació MI HERMANITO❤️. felicidades hermanito , gracias por alegrarme los dias , cuando me despiertas , cuando hacemos nuestras locuras , cuando vamos a jugar , eres el meejor❤️ , solo queda decir que tengo al mejor hermanito y que quiero que crezcas a mi lado TEAMO HERMANITO ❤️😈 #babyenzo
That was a bumper crop of woobinses! Haven’t had time to do that in awhile. The kids are all getting so big. We’ve got a few more on the way as well.
I suppose I should actually mention some actual game related things as well. Denis Cheryshev has gone off to Valencia on loan until the end of the season and that was it as far as the transfer window went. And Pepe was tested today for “plantar fascia discomfort” As a girl who had a two inch tear in her plantar fascia, I can tell you that it hurts like a mofo. You have my sympathies as you continue your recovery, Pepe.