Blue Steel, Bebés & More

2 Feb

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!

Satellite (1)What an opportunity missed! It would have been a Walk Off of epic proportions. I mean, Cris? Sergio? Guti? Karim duckfacing like a pro? I am so sad. But it’s okay, it would have not gone well for Ben Stiller and he had a movie to promote. Our boys would have totally shown him up.

So where were they all?
Guti was chauffering Romina around Madrid. (You shouldn’t make out and drive, boo).

Llegando a casita con My love para ver #pasapalabra !!!!😄❤️🙋🏻👱🏻 #pasapalabrat5 #tardederisas #ultimodia

A photo posted by Romina Belluscio (@rominabelluscio1) on

Karim was all forever alone on his private jet steps.

Back to Madrid

A photo posted by Karim Benzema (@karimbenzema) on

Sergio was off in London with Pilar seeing, I shit you not, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

☀️🇬🇧🎤🍤🍣☀️💜 #London #WillyWonka #sunnyday #love #art @pilarrubio_oficial

A photo posted by Sergio Ramos (@sr4oficial) on

And Cristiano, he was in Morocco (again) with his whole family.

Business done. Thanks Morocco✌️👌👍❤️✈️

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on

👍👍👍

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on

And watishista hopechaser found this commercial that Cris did. It’s a bit, well, you just have to watch.

Here’s some adorable woobinses to make up for the sadness of not having a Zoolander vs. Real Madrid duckface battle.

Cris and Junior

Spending day off with my boy❤️❤️

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on

Nacho, Maria and their little Alejandra

Contigo mejor. #A.

A photo posted by Nacho Fernandez Iglesias (@nachofdez90) on

Así damos la bienvenida al mes de Febrero!🙋🏽🐣

A photo posted by María Cortés 🌟 (@mcm1989) on

Marcelo and Liam

É… Sinto muito mamãe, mas realmente sou a cara do papai… 🙄🙄🙄👶🏻😄

A photo posted by @claricealves on

Karim & Melia

❤️Ma Vie❤️

A photo posted by Karim Benzema (@karimbenzema) on

And this combo pix shows just how much Melia looks like her papa!

❤️/M/K/B…❤️

A photo posted by Karim Benzema (@karimbenzema) on

I thought I posted this video and these pix months ago, but apparently I didn’t. It’s too adorable (even though the song doesn’t exactly go along with the whole father/daughter unconditional love theme).

MB❤❤❤

A video posted by Karim Benzema (@karimbenzema) on

My Baby 👏

A photo posted by Karim Benzema (@karimbenzema) on

M ❤

A photo posted by Karim Benzema (@karimbenzema) on

She’s just adorable.

Pepe’s cuties Angeli & Emily

Shake👈 Shake👉💃💃

A video posted by Sofia Moreira (@asofiamoreira3) on

Carlota, Alba & Raul

Matching… @matchingswans @anaantic #petrarocks

A photo posted by Carlota Ruiz (@carlota_ruiz) on

Waiting for baby Vega

A photo posted by Carlota Ruiz (@carlota_ruiz) on

Luka, Vanja, Ivano & Ema

Sretan Bozic…❤️🎅🎄❤️ Feliz Navidad…🎄 Merry Christmas…🎄

A photo posted by Luka Modric (@lukam10) on

Nagore, Xabi, Jon, Ane & Emma

All together again ❤️ #homesweethome #love @xabialonso

A photo posted by Nagore Aranburu (@nagore.aranburu) on

Calleti, Paula, India & Marta

Con papi también!!! 😍😍

A video posted by Marta Ponsati (@martaponsatiromero) on

😍😍😍😍

A video posted by Marta Ponsati (@martaponsatiromero) on

Así me levanto yo!!!! 😂😂 despeinada y a lo loco! 😍😍

A photo posted by Marta Ponsati (@martaponsatiromero) on

The Albiol Roig crew marching off to bed!

💤💤💤💤

A video posted by @alicia_roig23 on

Sara’s baby bump is getting bigger!

Alguien se mueve mucho por aquí dentro… #creciendojuntos #estoenrealidadnoesunselfie 🌿

A photo posted by Sara Carbonero (@saracarbonero) on

And here’s Martin playing in the tub with Cristian Tello’s daughter Carlota.

Os vamos a echar de menos, familia !! @ctello91 , @lorenaloal92 ,#Carlota. Mucha suerte en esta nueva aventura ! ❤️

A photo posted by Sara Carbonero (@saracarbonero) on

They are apparently besties.

"Puedes estar lejos de mis ojos , pero no de mis pensamientos ". #CarlotayMartín #Nocheviejalejosdecasa

A photo posted by Sara Carbonero (@saracarbonero) on

Martin is such a beautiful child.  I bet Sara and Iker are so excited to give him a little sibling.

DLo & Iria’s adorable Bianca and Zoe.

¿ Qué estarán tramando estas dos ? 💭🤔💕 #Zoe #Bianca #sonrisasquenosalegranlavida

A photo posted by IRIA OTERO (@iriaot) on

Bailando bajo la lluvia de Milano ☔️ 👭💕

A photo posted by IRIA OTERO (@iriaot) on

9 meses de vida 👼🏽 9 meses de amor 💘 #felices9meses #Bianca #micaramelito

A photo posted by IRIA OTERO (@iriaot) on

Y que bien se está cuando se está bien 💘

A photo posted by IRIA OTERO (@iriaot) on

Guti’s Enzo & Aitor

That was a bumper crop of woobinses! Haven’t had time to do that in awhile. The kids are all getting so big. We’ve got a few more on the way as well.

I suppose I should actually mention some actual game related things as well. Denis Cheryshev has gone off to Valencia on loan until the end of the season and that was it as far as the transfer window went.  And Pepe was tested today for “plantar fascia discomfort” As a girl who had a two inch tear in her plantar fascia, I can tell you that it hurts like a mofo. You have my sympathies as you continue your recovery, Pepe.

– Lozil

2 Responses to “Blue Steel, Bebés & More”

  1. mygypsyspirit February 2, 2016 at 11:05 pm #

    That commercial with Cris is hilarious given his reputation. I’m glad he was a good sport about it.

    Thank you for the woobinses updates. I needed a smile lately.

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