Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!
What an opportunity missed! It would have been a Walk Off of epic proportions. I mean, Cris? Sergio? Guti? Karim duckfacing like a pro? I am so sad. But it’s okay, it would have not gone well for Ben Stiller and he had a movie to promote. Our boys would have totally shown him up.
So where were they all?
Guti was chauffering Romina around Madrid. (You shouldn’t make out and drive, boo).
Karim was all forever alone on his private jet steps.
Sergio was off in London with Pilar seeing, I shit you not, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
And Cristiano, he was in Morocco (again) with his whole family.
And watishista hopechaser found this commercial that Cris did. It’s a bit, well, you just have to watch.
Here’s some adorable woobinses to make up for the sadness of not having a Zoolander vs. Real Madrid duckface battle.
Cris and Junior
Nacho, Maria and their little Alejandra
Marcelo and Liam
Karim & Melia
And this combo pix shows just how much Melia looks like her papa!
I thought I posted this video and these pix months ago, but apparently I didn’t. It’s too adorable (even though the song doesn’t exactly go along with the whole father/daughter unconditional love theme).
She’s just adorable.
Pepe’s cuties Angeli & Emily
Carlota, Alba & Raul
Luka, Vanja, Ivano & Ema
Nagore, Xabi, Jon, Ane & Emma
Calleti, Paula, India & Marta
The Albiol Roig crew marching off to bed!
Sara’s baby bump is getting bigger!
And here’s Martin playing in the tub with Cristian Tello’s daughter Carlota.
They are apparently besties.
Martin is such a beautiful child. I bet Sara and Iker are so excited to give him a little sibling.
DLo & Iria’s adorable Bianca and Zoe.
Guti’s Enzo & Aitor
That was a bumper crop of woobinses! Haven’t had time to do that in awhile. The kids are all getting so big. We’ve got a few more on the way as well.
I suppose I should actually mention some actual game related things as well. Denis Cheryshev has gone off to Valencia on loan until the end of the season and that was it as far as the transfer window went. And Pepe was tested today for “plantar fascia discomfort” As a girl who had a two inch tear in her plantar fascia, I can tell you that it hurts like a mofo. You have my sympathies as you continue your recovery, Pepe.
– Lozil
Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 
That commercial with Cris is hilarious given his reputation. I’m glad he was a good sport about it.
Thank you for the woobinses updates. I needed a smile lately.
Me too! I needed woobinses like a mofo.