Oh lordy. He is young. So young. He won’t turn 18 until the end of September. ::hangs head in shame:: But I’ve Drooled just about everyone else on the USMNT! He is the freshest of fresh meat! Muppet baby Christian currently plays for Borussia Dortmund. He has represented the US at the fetus level (just kidding. Not really.), U15, U17, and senior level. #iamgoingtohell #literaljailbait #butcute
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