New Jey M Video

15 Jul

So the new Jey M video is out, long after the Yo Sabia single was released and it…well, let’s just say it needs more chiffon.

First off, it looks like it was filmed in Cristiano’s garage with all the expensive sports cars, which may I add, get almost as much attention as the half naked women. And there are lots of those. Gyrating, posing in bikinis on car hoods, etc.  They’re basically reduced to body parts – close ups of boobs and ass cheeks abound. And of course, there is lots of faux-lesbian girl on girl grinding. Ugh. There’s also some dude who pops in to make a trilling – growling noise. It serves to break the monotony of a bunch of fully dressed (and quite frankly, not all that attractive) dudes ignoring the women around them all the while boasting how much they want those mamis. Sigh.

Big Flow videos were hilarious good fun – rather dorky, in fact. This? Not so much. It’s just a whole lotta “Methinks the gentlemen doth protest too much.” Maybe I’m just in a bad mood today (that is definitely true). But I miss the days of horrible story lines of poker on a boat, poker in da club, white man overbite dancing courtesy of Jese, jorts (also courtesy of Jese) and chicks dressed as Cupid complete with bow and arrows. (Admittedly, that last one was Jey M guesting on someone else’s song).

I think Jese should let Katie Ann & I direct his next video. It would make La Mano Arriba look like child’s play and we would definitely bring Katia Aveiro on as our chiffon consultant. C’mon Jese, let’s get you out of this rut you’re in!

– Lozil

3 Responses to “New Jey M Video”

  1. mygypsyspirit July 15, 2016 at 4:44 pm #

    This is so bad that it’s sad

    • headbandsandheartbreak July 15, 2016 at 9:56 pm #

      Isn’t it horrific? Nothing fun about it.

      • jellyace July 16, 2016 at 10:49 pm #

        They have achieved their juvenile wet dreams: hot car and hot girls for not so attractive boys!

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