Little Shop Of (Denim) Horrors

19 Feb

So I was in the Century 21 (a big NYC discount store) and ran into a collection of denim clearly curated by Sergio and Guti because let’s be honest, who else could it be?

This is ‘baller heaven and my hell. “Distressed” doesn’t begin to cover what has been done to these jeans. They are shredded, and creased and one pair looks like it has ground in mud.  I would just like you to know that all these denim don’ts had an original price tag of over $200. Even with a discount, the cheapest pair was $90. That’s right, almost $100 for jeans that look like they have been attacked by a weed whacker or buried in the garden and excavated years later like some bad fashion time capsule. Ugh. Why do people want to pay top dollar for something that looks like it’s been worn already and completely run over by a truck or noshed on by rampaging lions?! So gross.

You just know that at this very minute, David Villa has sent up the Bat Signal and Jese, Dani Alves and Alex Song jumped onto their private jets, chomping at the bit to get in some denim sale action. G-d help us all.

– Lozil

2 Responses to “Little Shop Of (Denim) Horrors”

  1. M February 20, 2019 at 2:42 pm #

    Ahhh Pony and his fashon choices will never not make me grin.

    • Of Headbands and Heartbreak February 21, 2019 at 7:50 pm #

      Me either. He can make any day better. And how horrible are all those jeans? I really wanted to scream. True story: I was killing time waiting for an appointment and went into New York and Company (a chain clothing store). There was this hideous mustard yellow floral jumpsuit in there and I said “Fuck me, that is HIDEOUS!” and everyone’s head whipped around. I forgot I was wearing my headphones and must have said that a bit louder than I thought. I sheepishly worked my way out the door. But I stand my assessment! 😉

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