The Countdown Begins: Sergio & Pilar’s Wedding

11 Jun

And they said it wouldn’t last… But here they are 6 years and 3 kids later.
Sergio & Pilar have finally decided to tie the knot on Saturday at the Cathedral of Seville. The reception will take place at La Alegria SR4, Sergio’s horse farm. Over 500 guests are expected and mobile phones are banned. It is also rumored that female guests have been asked not to wear red, orange or green. Hmmmm, I can’t wait to see pictures from this. The mobile phone ban will slow things down but it will be worth the wait. You know it’s gonna be good. I read one account that said that guests received temporary tattoos of unicorns that they have to apply the day of the wedding and that’s how they will get in. There is also apparently a unicorn hashtag or something. All of that sounds like a wedding I would plan for Sergio & Pilar so I am giddy with anticipation. I want to believe.

WHAT ARE SERGIO AND PILAR GOING TO WEAR? WILL GUNS N’ ROSES PERFORM? WILL GUTI BE THE FLOWER GIRL? WILL IKER’S TEARS CAUSE FLASH FLOODS? WILL XABI SKIP THE WEDDING BECAUSE OF THE TEMPORARY TATTOO OR JUST BITCH ABOUT IT ENDLESSLY? WILL NANDO BE THERE HOLDING UP A BOOM BOX PLAYING “IN YOUR EYES”?INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!

– Lozil

2 Responses to “The Countdown Begins: Sergio & Pilar’s Wedding”

  1. M June 12, 2019 at 3:50 pm #

    I love each and every sentence in this entry!!

  2. Anonymous June 15, 2019 at 10:31 pm #

    Yes, this is a classic post and how fitting that the ponyboy’s reception is a his horse farm!

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