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Real Madrid Website “Redesign”

20 Feb
"Dear God, what have they done?!?"

“Dear God, what have they done?!?”

I got home after a hella long stress filled work day  and wanted to update the blog. Of course I went the mothership  to see the training pictures and what do you know, they had launched a redesign. A redesign that made me scream with frustration. Continue reading

It’s Official: Xavi Really Got Married

13 Jul

tumblr_mpw3k3p0BU1rct3fqo1_500Well will you look at that? Xavi’s 2012 Summer of Love stuck! It’s just been a year (almost to the day) that we first set eyes on his lady (at the bottom of this post) and watched while their relationship progressed. Today Xavi and the lovely Núria Cunillera wed at the Marimurtra Botanical Gardens in Blanes, Spain. Continue reading

Call Me Old Fashioned…

18 Jun

No5…but I think butt cleavage is for private times…and plumbers. So I was surprised to see Wojciech Szczęsny’s lady friend Patrycja Wojnarowska flashing crack at a social eventContinue reading

Absolutely And Utterly Do. Not. Want.

13 Aug

I really need to stay away from Instagram. I must. Tonight Kaka’s wife Carol said she wants to read (or is reading) the 50 Shades of Grey books and I almost had heart failure. I sounded like Shiggers when Kaka was walking towards us to do his corner at Yankees Stadium. I had a hand over my mouth in horror going “No, no, no, no, NO!”  The idea of this is just horrifying to me. It’s also kinda funny because this weekend on our road trip we decided to buy the book on a whim (okay, after quite a bit of whiskey) and dramatically read excerpts aloud while drinking cocktails with predictably hilarious results (poor ginboonmiller, he got dragged into a whole girls’ weekend experience and bless him, he rolled with it all). Is Kaka really gonna be down with Carol reading mommy porn?! Oy vey.

– Lozil

 

Mazel Tov: Watishista! Wedding Day

20 Aug


The big day is finally here! The very first watishista! wedding.  My beloved partner in crime Shiggers and her completely amazeballs man, ginboonmiller are tying the knot.  These crazy kids met at a World Cup match and fell ass over teakettle in love.  As you do (or should!) They both have impeccable taste in life partners (and friends ::ahem::). I’m so lucky and blessed to have them both in my life. Here’s a little something Iker and I cooked up for the event with our rudimentary video skills.  Iker’s gone through the five stages of grief over this and has come out the other side. Bless. Here’s wishing the happy couple a life full of love and happiness. And footy. And out jazz. And all the other things that make living a pleasure.  Now it’s time for me to put on my big wedding hat and my dancing shoes and join the rest of the Brooklyn Sweaty Shanks Pena to celebrate.

Much much love, Lozil

PS For those who were curious to see the engagement ring, peep this – I took a close up shot – now you see why we gasped? I may mug her myself! 😉  It was ginboonmiller’s great grandma’s ring – isn’t that so lovely?

Wonder What Xavi Had To Say About That?

29 Jul

Barca is in Washington, DC to play Manchester United.  So they thought that they’d have a kickabout on the National Mall with a little photo op. Not so quickly, gentlemen. Get your arses off the grass! The lady park ranger is having none of this “we are football” nonsense. She doesn’t care if you’re football, you’re not walking on the nation’s official damn greenery. End of story. Villa’s bitchface as he gets back on the bus is epic.  You just don’t mess with the US Parks Service.  They are straight up serious.  No word on if the ranger waved goodbye and mumbled  either  “Hala Madrid” or Glory, Glory Man United” under her breath as the spurned Catalans drove away, but I think it’s less a matter of partisanship and more about lawn care. 😉 (Video and story via Dirty Tackle)

If You Don’t Want to Kiss Him, I’d Be HAPPY To!

8 Jul


I never realized that having to smooch all up on Iker Casillas was a trauma, but I am willing to sacrifice myself put poor Sara out of her misery. 😉 I see she does give in, eventually. Maybe he was being a pain in the arse as only boys can. Perhaps he had Dorito breath. I would never allow anyone with Dorito breath to kiss me. I have an almost pathological fear of those damn things.  Either way, they’re cute together. One more picture after the jump. Both photos courtesy of Fleurdelamadrid1’s tumblr.
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