Tag Archives: Alberto Moreno

When Two Footballers Love Each Other Very Much….

14 Aug

The interwebz have been LOLing like crazy over Liverpool’s new signing Alberto Moreno who clearly must be Gerlonso’s love child. If he gets both his daddies’ playing skills, the Reds will be very happy indeed. Continue reading

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International Break Means Get Your Worst Outfit Ready…

13 Nov

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…at least for Sergio it does. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. Dear Lord, just when you thought you’ve seen the worst from him!

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WC Qualifier: Spain vs Georgia

18 Oct

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Well Alberto Moreno, behavior like that WILL get you called up again for International Duty! Jeez these newbies move fast, but I guess they have to in order to keep us happy. No Serndando, no Tormata, no Double A’s, no nothing beautiful & bromantic!….except for Seriker. Thank God for Seriker.

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La Roja Ready for Georgia

14 Oct

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La Roja is making me feel like Tyra with these pics….”Best photo goes to….Valdes.” Victor, we will accept your kisses & allow you to enjoy the opening image spot. I don’t know who to hand it to more, the Spanish keepers with their fab booties, flowing air kisses, & willingness to back it up into Iker, or the fab photographers who capture these moments. Either way, I yam happy girl.

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La Roja Ready for Belarus

10 Oct

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Seriously, bless the photographers who take shots like this one.They really bring out everything this blog stands for, all that naughty, dirty, yumminess that comes to mind at the sight of them. ALLLLL the keepers want to booty pop and back those thangs into Iker! That’s how La Roja does it……prepare for WC Qualifiers that is.

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Day Two of La Roja Action

9 Oct

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Who likes a big ol’ training badonk? I do! We all do! Poor Valdes is focusing on the wrong bit of roundness, tsk tsk. The boys got right back into it today, working those fine bootays out!

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La Roja Days Are Here Again

8 Oct

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Sergio presents us with a very interesting juxtaposition, pairing his Virgin Mary tee with his Dsquared crotch. Where will our eyes go first? (no surprise) Why do I feel guilty? Why is he testing us?? I give up, you sexy, sexay thang.

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