New Year & Holiday Fun

Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!)

Xabi’s Watch Collection

Men’s style site Mr. Porter interviewed Xabi about his watch collection and produced a fantastic short film of our beloved much missed GQMF.

More Halloween Fun & A Birthday

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Happyyy Halloweennnn 👻👻👻💉💉💉

A post shared by Remy Cabella💥 (@remycabella) on Oct 31, 2016 at 12:24pm PDT

More Halloween pictures! First up, Remy Cabella looking very scary!

Happy Halloween!

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😂😂😂😂😝😜😂

A post shared by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:13am PDT

Although he posted it early, I can’t help but feel this is Cristiano’s costume and in my mind, it’s clear who he is this Halloween…

The FInal Final Pre-Sevilla Session & Happy Papi’s Day

Okay, the mothership was full of shit yesterday. Today was the final training session. Sigh.

While You’re Waiting For The Match To Start…

Our bodies are a blank canvas and underwear is the first thing we put on, so why not start the day well and add a splash of colour to your life! @cr7underwear #cr7underwear

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Feb 16, 2016 at 7:57am PST

…have a mishmash of puppies, babies and selfies and not necessarily in that order.

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

⚽📽😎 #RMFans Derek @Zoolander is one really good looking Real Madrid fan. Derek @Zoolander es un fan del Real Madrid muy atractivo. #HalaMadrid #Zoolander2

A photo posted by Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:43am PST

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!

Final Training Of The Year & Holiday Wishes

Sese joined the team for the first part of the session today. Can’t wait to see what he wears for New Year’s Eve. Undoubtedly something with a hedgehog on it while Pilar will be in animal print.

G-Money Returns, Halloweeny & Color Me Shocked! (NOT)

“Oh shiz! Gareth is back. How are you going to break it to James?!”

It’s been quite a weekend! We handily won our match and now sit atop the table. Huzzah!  And Gareth rejoined the group today, which is great news. The 6 outfield players who didn’t start worked out with Gareth while Marcelo & Cris trained on their own. We have a Champions League match against Liverpool on Tuesday.

Everybody’s A Model These Days

Let’s start with Cris (and Cris Jr!). He’s the new brand ambassador for Tag Heuer watches. The company kindly treated us to some great pictures and a Behind the Scenes video chock full of Junior.