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::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!
What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles). From the waist down, it is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven… And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope. He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern being a wallflower at the high school dance if, you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.
Oh, but there is more… Continue reading
Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO). Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) 
Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 