Tag Archives: Bebes!

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

21 Jun

🎬🔊😎🔜 Guau

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::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

Oh, but there is more… Continue reading

An Old Friend Returns

26 May

What is that I spy on Sergio? Could it be a headband? Why yes, yes it is. Lordy, we haven’t seen one of those on him in years. I can only see it as a good omen (and a shout out, because clearly he loves watishistas). Feels like an old friend has come back home. Continue reading

Prepping For Atleti, Leg 2

8 May

Oooh, Isco. That hair is getting challenging.

Two days to go until we meet Atleti again. I won’t stop being nervous until the final whistle. Continue reading

Friday Session

31 Mar

It was all hands on deck for the fifth training session of the week. Continue reading

Welcome To The World Baby Boy Varane!

17 Mar

Mon fils ❤️ 09/03/2017

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I was just wondering the other day when Camille was going to have the baby and then hopechaser alerted me that she already did! Totally missed the announcement on Instagram. The Baby and Camille welcome a little boy on March 9th. No name was mentioned.

Mazel tov to the happy family!

– Lozil

Catching Up & Prepping For Betis

10 Mar

Got a bit of catching up to do here. After the Xabi news, I wasn’t much for posting yesterday. Sigh. Continue reading

New Year & Holiday Fun

1 Jan

2017Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) Continue reading