A Xabi Break, Aliens, Hello Santi Claus! & More

It’s nice to finally be home from work! Since I kinda blew it earlier and tomorrow’s Drool published inadvertently (since deleted), I’d like to make it up to you by giving you a little Xabi break. Just sit there and contemplate his perfection for a bit before heading into the rest of the post. (Photo via SocialRMadrid)

It’s (Just About) Official: Chori To Napoli

His agent admitted to negotiations and it’s said he’ll be sold for 12 million. All that is missing is the official-official announcement from either club. The Double As will only exist during international duty now. So pour one out for one of the team’s most beloved bromances. Interestingly enough, Albiol joins Calleti in Italy – the man who originally came between him and Arbeloa. Bromance scandal! But it gets better: TuttoSport says that Pipita could be one of Napoli’s targets to replace Edinson Cavani! That would mean 3/4 of Booty CAAll would be livin’ la dolce vita.  I will miss Chori and his big goofy smile.

– Lozil

Samzema Lay It On Thick

Damn Sami, you’re really trying to make Mesut suffer, aren’t you? The team headed off to concentracion last night and the latest revenge bromance was in full force. Look at Mesut trying hard to ignore Samzema, who are having a giggle fest! Oh the drama these boys churn up!

Mesut Would Not Approve!

So yesterday, I was watching the match and let loose a shriek when Cata Diaz was “defending” and reached back and got himself a handful of Sami’s arse.  Watishista P was looking at her phone and missed it. Watishisto M was looking the other way. I thought I was the only one who saw it and commented on Twitter. Luckily, @NadeenAlk proved that I wasn’t hallucinating (well, not yesterday) by providing me with a snapshot of the big moment.  @22fanRMFC then cracked us up with the following tweet.

I Yam Happy Woman

Well, until Real Madrid says something officially, I am cautiously optimistic, but I really hope this is true. Pipita’s agent gave an exclusive to Goal.com (REALLY? THAT’S WHERE YOU CHOSE TO ANNOUNCE SUCH EARTH SHATTERING NEWS? YOU COULD HAVE CALLED US, DUDE!) saying that he won’t be leaving RM. 

Training And Feeling Thoughtful

After yesterday’s victory, Los Blancos threw themselves right back into training for the upcoming Champions League match vs. Bayern.