Real Madrid wins another trophy…or small building

Seriously, that trophy is big enough for some of our itty bitty players to move into! But way to go for our boys, four goals scored, two from Kaka, a clean sheet, and our ninth Teresa Herrera Trophy. Not bad for a Thursday afternoon. I’m sorry but this is going to have to be a short & quick recap, there was a bad thunderstorm last night & I’m suffering from a brownout over here! I’d like to say it’s better than the power being completely out, but it looks like I’m on the set of Insidious right now with this dim lighting. 😦 Like that didn’t scare me even more than I already was!  I don’t know when I’ll be able to charge all my babies up, so I figure, let me get this up while I can…here we go!

Sorry Bournemouth

What a fine pre-season debut our boys had, six goals and a clean sheet.  When I say “fine”, that goes for the goals scored and the boys who scored them…ba-dum-tish! (That’s the last stupid joke you’ll see in this post, promise…maybe.) We learned today, that one of the fine scorers will no longer be with us, meaning this is the last game post I’ll ever write that features Madridista Pipa. He scored his final goal for RM in Bournemouth. *cries* I will get through this post, I will get through this post.

Fear Of An Orange Planet And More

Pipa ain’t havin’ it.

See? This is what is going to drive Pipita screaming directly into the arms of Napoli: excessively orange teammates.