Tag Archives: Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself

This One Time At Banned Camp And Getafe Tomorrow

4 Dec

real_madrid_logoSoooo, as everyone has probably heard, Real Madrid has been banned from the Copa Del Rey. But has that stopped us? Erm, no. Continue reading

Updated: The End Of The Season Is Coming Sooner Than We Thought

6 May

la_liga_logoWatishista mygypsyspirit just texted me this news: All Spanish domestic football games will be suspended as of May 16 due to a dispute with the government. Continue reading

Thursday Training, SMH & An Ikerview

30 Apr
AA: Scores goal for team, still slagged off.

AA: Scores goal for team, *still* slagged off. At least he’s got those fine arms to console himself.

I’ve got a lot to say about the nasty commentary that was leveled at Arbeloa after he scored yesterday but I don’t have time at the moment to go into it so I’ll just let my grumpy tweets from yesterday speak for themselves. Continue reading


23 Mar

This is bullshit. Fans attacked Bale’s and Jese’s cars when the players returned home last night. They also screamed abuse. I can’t believe Sergio even entertained their bullshit (I know, he was trying to smooth the waters, but give these people an inch and they’ll take a mile). Continue reading

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

2 Mar

Girls like soccer too arseholes2So I found this in my inbox today and it made me growl in frustration. Why not Mommy’s little mascot?  Because I know plenty of hardcore lady Madridistas with woobinses. You may think that I’m overreacting, but check out the whole ad after the jump. Continue reading

Complete & Utter Doucheweed Of The Day: Willy Sagnol

4 Nov
Mouth open, ready for foot insertion.

Mouth open, ready for foot insertion.

Watishista mygypsyspirit sent me a link about this and we’re both in a rage. Bordeaux coach Willy Sagnol, who also played for Monaco, Bayern Munich and the French National Team, is a big ol’ racist dickhead.  Continue reading

Getting Ready For The Super Copa & Douchey Is As Douchey Does

18 Aug

Satellite (1)Los Good n’ Plenties trained today to get ready for Leg One of the Spanish Super Copa.  The Baby, Cris, Benz & Angel rejoined the group. Continue reading

FIFA Being Sued

15 Aug

Carlos-VelascoBut not for what you think. Continue reading

Female Soccer Fans Subjected to Strip Searches

6 Aug

“Girls stand at the entrance to podtribunnogo room. Luggage storage there. Only 2 rooms with cells. In the photo a police officer, who told me about me about the bomb. “

As if Russia doesn’t have enough problems at the moment, some Spartak Moscow female fans were subjected to strip searches prior to a game vs Rubin Kazan this past Friday. Yes, you read that correctly. When I came across this story yesterday, I had no words. Today, I have many many words, most of which are unprintable and unsayable in certain company. So I’ll stick to those that can be said and you can fill in the blanks as you wish. Continue reading

Perhaps That Wasn’t The Smartest Idea, Mesut

12 Jul

1405115388727_Image_galleryImage_image001_pngSigh. When Mesut gets back to London, he’s got some drama to deal with. Back in February, photographer Lee Essex called 999 saying that Mesut assaulted him by driving his Porsche up on the sidewalk and clipping him with the side mirror, which Ozil disputes. (Yes, the photog was lurking outside Mesut’s house to ambush him). Anyhow, Essex called 999 and the police came and questioned Mesut. Sounds straightforward, right? Continue reading