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Gerard Pique Is Apparently Derek Smalls*

7 May

This is making the rounds of the internet and I have to admit that it’s hilarious. I mean, I’d heard before that Pique was packing serious action and from the evidence here, it appears to be more than true. Well, then, good for you, Shakira.  I’m not a fan of Pique (or as one person on ONTD_Football put it “now we know what she sees in the tool: his tool”) but this was too funny and jaw dropping not to share. I can’t believe this exists – it’s comedy gold from The X Files beginning, the clips of Shakira overreacting at the Copa Del Rey game onward. But really I don’t think it’s going to bother Pique in the slightest because A. He appears to have a massive dick B. He’s dating Shakira and C. Barca is in the finals of the Champions League. The dude has no worries.

*If you are not a fan of This Is Spinal Tap, why the hell not?!